Please don’t take illegal substances. Or at least, don’t ta… Commentary:"Remember, sharing is caring…unless we're talking about my illegal substances! Those are strictly for personal enjoyment only. 🙅♂️🚫 #FindersKeepersLosersWeepers" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I could never abuse substances, they mean a lot to me. I don’t abuse substances. I cherish and nurture them. All the things I like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening. It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, no, I shut it off and back on again. Why are you still here? Everything I like is either expensive, illegal, or wont text me back.