Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Did you know there are people who go away for 3 days and only pack 3 days’ worth of clothing?
  • According to the smoke alarm, the food is ready.
  • Taking yesterday’s bad mood on a multi-day tour.
  • I’m not asking for a lot, I just want someone down to earth that’s gonna touch me all over like my shower curtain does.
  • Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up, we had to manually roll up our car windows.
  • I’ve never been kissed under the cameltoe or whatever it’s called.