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Please don’t take illegal substances. Or at least, don’t ta…

Please don’t take illegal substances. Or at least, don’t ta…

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"Remember, sharing is caring…unless we're talking about my illegal substances! Those are strictly for personal enjoyment only. 🙅‍♂️🚫 #FindersKeepersLosersWeepers"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged advice, drugs, humor, illegal, illegal substance, personal, personal property, property, substance, take, warning on Jan 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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