Quit keeping your enemies closer. No wonder you feel like shit. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Who needs enemies when you're already surrounded by negativity? π€·ββοΈ Time to trade in those toxic relationships for some good vibes and self-care! π #BeYourOwnBestFriend" Related Funny Posts π€ My morning coffee makes me feel like I’ve got my shit together. I don’t, but it makes me feel like I do. Itβs generally a good idea to start punching and throwing elbows immediately upon waking up because there may be enemies nearby. Social media is a great way to make new enemies. I think I’m closer to retirement than to a relationship. Itβs crazy that weβre closer to the year 3000 then I am to finding love.