Quit keeping your enemies closer. No wonder you feel like shit.

Quit keeping your enemies closer. No wonder you feel like shit.

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“Who needs enemies when you’re already surrounded by negativity? 🤷‍♂️ Time to trade in those toxic relationships for some good vibes and self-care! 🌟 #BeYourOwnBestFriend”

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