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"Who needs enemies when you're already surrounded by negativity? 🤷‍♂️ Time to trade in those toxic relationships for some good vibes and self-care! 🌟 #BeYourOwnBestFriend"

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Shout out to everyone who cooks at 180°C for 20 minutes, no matter what the instructions say.

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Whenever my Mother-in-Law’s stories end with “And I turned out OK” I’m looking around like who’s gonna tell her.

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2 months ago

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Never underestimate the healing power of a grilled cheese sandwich.

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3 months ago

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Life hack: give yourself 8 to 12 hours of alone time in the morning to mentally prepare for the day.

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Whispering to paramedic before I pass out: save me, but not enough that I have to go to work tomorrow.

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2 months ago

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Apparently, if you leave your Tupperware cupboard unorganized for too long, they procreate, and extra lids appear out of nowhere.

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2 months ago

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So. Fed the laundry and washed the cat. Showered the garbage and disposed of myself. Was there anything else?

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I always bring a glass of water to bed with me so I have something to knock over in the middle of the night.

69 shares on Telegram this month:

I hate when I forget to say something during an argument. Like, hey, let’s argue again, I got better material now.

26 shares on WeChat this month:

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here trying to remember how to spell “definitely”.

25 shares on TikTok this month:

What’s it called when you’re super insecure but, at the same time, you can walk into a room full of people and think you’re better than everyone else?

29 shares on Telegram this month:

Unfair that the older I get, the clearer photo quality gets.

58 shares on Twitch this month:

“I bought this while depressed” should be an acceptable reason to get a full refund on a return.

89 shares on Discord this month:

People often mistake me for an adult because of my age.

58 shares on WeChat this month:

I don’t like how monkeys have taken ownership of the whole banana thing. I bet I like bananas almost as much as they do.

91 shares on Facebook this month:

When you get angry, take a breath and count to ten. Throw a punch at eight. Nobody expects that.

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I have no idea how dishwasher tablets work. I’ve already taken five of them, and I still don’t feel like doing the dishes!

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Weekends are getting shorter and shorter. You blink and it’s already Sunday 5pm.

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I love being left to my own devices. It’s like yeah, these are my devices.

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At Christmas time, all outstanding invoices are always transferred with the reference “Hohoho”.

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I’m glad the makers removed all the unnecessary sex scenes from my life, so I can focus on character development.

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If a woman says “Do what you want!”, then for God’s sake don’t do what you want!

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Ants can be found on every continent except Antarctica, which is weird considering their name.

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I’m not an early bird or a night owl, I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon.

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The most realistic scene in Star Wars was when Darth Vader lost his cool during a staff meeting and used the force to choke a coworker.

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My favorite color is money.

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My superpower is to wake up more tired than I was when I fell asleep.

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Quit keeping your enemies closer. No wonder you feel like shit.

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Shout out to everyone who cooks at 180°C for 20 minutes, no matter what the instructions say.

Whenever my Mother-in-Law’s stories end with “And I turned out OK” I’m looking around like who’s gonna tell her.

Never underestimate the healing power of a grilled cheese sandwich.

Life hack: give yourself 8 to 12 hours of alone time in the morning to mentally prepare for the day.

Whispering to paramedic before I pass out: save me, but not enough that I have to go to work tomorrow.

Apparently, if you leave your Tupperware cupboard unorganized for too long, they procreate, and extra lids appear out of nowhere.

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