Quit keeping your enemies closer. No wonder you feel like shit. Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppQuit keeping your enemies closer. No wonder you feel like shit. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I wonder if the guy who came up with the term “One Hit Wonder” came up with any other phrases? Keep your fries close and your onion rings closer. All I’m saying is that I’m closer to being a millionaire than Jeff Bezos is. Keeping a picture of my bed in a locket around my neck and staring at it longingly on my lunch break. Keeping my mouth shut is usually not enough to avoid an argument with my husband. I also have to deactivate the subtitle function on my face.