Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I love the idea of a fruitarian, just morally affronted that anyone could eat a baby spinach.
  • One of the benefits of being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas, no make-up, and look like crap and I won’t judge you.
  • I hope we’re good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people.
  • I always thought orthopaedic shoes were overrated, but I stand corrected.
  • I suffer from awesomnia.
  • “You should exercise for at least 30 minutes every day”. Okay, and how much if you’re not trying to go to the Olympics?