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Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!

Someone from 🇲🇷 has copied:

If all men are the same, why does it take women so long to choose one?

Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

There is a special place reserved in hell for website designers who disable cut and paste in password fields.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has downloaded:

A haunted house, but it’s just a room full of people asking you to tell them a fun fact about yourself.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

I don’t get it when people say they are only a “little” angry, I am either not mad or will kill you.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has viewed:

IKEA assembly instructions should come with a glossary of Swedish swear words.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has bookmarked:

Just in case you don’t know, it’s “piqued” your interest, not “peaked”.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

Juggling screen time is the ultimate multitasking Olympics.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has viewed:

Your twenties are for destroying and betraying yourself for nothing.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has copied:

Obviously, I’m gonna upload pictures with filters and in my best angles. If you wanna see the ugly side of me, come to my house, but bring ice cream.

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Seen just now on Threads:

Reincarnation, in this economy?

Going viral on Telegram:

Your honor, my client wasn’t trying to stab the victim. He was checking to see if he was cake.

Going viral on Pinterest:

If I honk at this person, maybe it will make them a better person.

Going bananas on Messenger:

I get easily confused in the morning. Also in the afternoon and evening.

Seen just now on Threads:

First responders? You mean reply guys?

Spotted on Messenger:

Liking a post I don’t understand just to impress the algorithm.

Trending via X:

Gordon Ramsay is making us dinner. It’s a four curse meal.

Trending via LinkedIn:

I don’t think the makers of protein powder have ever had chocolate.

Trending via Twitch:

Car naps hit different, especially when you are the one driving.

Making waves on YouTube:

It’s not my job to tell people where they’re failing in life. It’s just a hobby.

Ramen is just anime spaghetti.

2 weeks ago

Playful quote comparing ramen to anime spaghetti, highlighting its humorous culinary twist.

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Ah, yes, the exquisite culinary masterpiece! 🍜🍝 Ramen, the anime spaghetti – taking your taste buds on a flavorful journey through the whimsical world of Japanese cuisine. It's like a delicious animated version of Italian pasta, with a side order of quirky characters and magical seasonings! Who knew that noodles could be this full of drama and flavor? 🌟😄

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19 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m at the age where an uncomfortable bed will have me injured for a couple of days.

13 shares on TikTok this month:

Being in love will have you put your pride aside and go to places you never thought you would, like New Jersey.

99 shares on Snapchat this month:

I don’t make mistakes, I date them.

91 shares on X this month:

Ever since I was young, I knew I wanted to be online nonstop.

85 shares on Telegram this month:

“I’ll run it by the boss” is one of the peak boomerisms you can say as a married man. It feels electric.

33 shares on Facebook this month:

Telling my boss I wasn’t drunk really backfired. I probably should have waited until he asked.

70 shares on Slack this month:

I miss having that butterfly feeling. People give me roach vibes at this point.

91 shares on Reddit this month:

If we’re living in a dystopian nightmare, where the hell is my housekeeping robot?

38 shares on Twitch this month:

If you get cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and still participate in family game nights.

15 shares on WeChat this month:

Me: Maybe it’s the weed talking but your apartment seems enormous. IKEA Manager: Sir.

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Mission Impossible theme song plays in my head when I’m trying to remember a password.

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Ugh, sometimes I just wish there was a song about liking to move it, move it.

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My youngest started kindergarten today and I cried, but mostly for his teachers.

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Only in America can a kid wear $150 shoes, sip a $8 coffee, and post from a $1,200 phone about being oppressed and claiming capitalism has failed them.

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Twitter is cool because you can figure out what’s going on in the world through memes instead of watching the news.

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WhatsApp needs to remove that “this message was deleted” notification. It’s unnecessary drama.

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Explain it to me like I’m 5 drinks in.

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Super excited about a brand new week of hanging on by a thread.

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Olympic gymnast: does the most amazing thing I have ever seen in my entire life. Announcer: Oh dear, that will be a point deduction.

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Sometimes my greatest accomplishment is keeping my mouth shut.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇷🇺 has copied:

A girl hating you is a million times better than her calling you a ‘nice guy’.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has copied:

Do we lazy people actually go to heaven? Or are we being picked up?

Someone from 🇲🇬 has copied:

The way men eat when they’re single is nothing short of dehumanizing.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has bookmarked:

Putting away the Christmas tree. Sad day for cats.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has bookmarked:

It’s like my wish isn’t even your command anymore…

Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

My plumber asked me for a Google review. I said I thought it was a really good search engine and I’d give it 8/10.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

Naturally introverted, selectively extroverted.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has shared:

We put a man on the moon in 1969, and if you elect me to be your president, I promise that we will not stop until every man is on the moon.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has shared:

“I’m doing better than my parents at my age. They had, like, no followers.”

Someone from 🇨🇳 has downloaded:

A moment of silence for the paycheck that was in my account for five minutes.

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Trending via Twitch:

Saw the eye doctor, and that’s 90% of the vision test right there.

Trending via Messenger:

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera!

Making waves on Snapchat:

Sorry I slowed down but I had to calculate if the bridge could hold the weight of my car with all the stuffed animals my kids insisted on bringing on vacation.

Making waves on Twitch:

My husband saw a rabbit in our yard eating grass and said “That would be like sitting in a field of french fries.”

Going viral on Twitch:

If I complain about being out of shape, I don’t actually want fitness tips and workouts to try. I just want to complain and remain out of shape. What is wrong with you people?

Just shared via Pinterest:

I found out my husband was cheating on me at a Linkin Park concert. We tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, it didn’t even matter.

Spotted on Threads:

My mouth moves faster than my survival instincts.

Shared recently on Discord:

People tell me to just be myself like that would be a good thing.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Whenever a study shows excessive screen time causes brain damage I’m like “yeah, me know”.

Spotted on Instagram:

I’m implementing a new policy in my house: any child who is awake past bedtime can either go to sleep or clean the house, no exceptions.

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