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Do you think birds, once they get older, start people-watching?

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My neighbor is having some kind of party and didn’t invite me. I guess I have to call the cops again.

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If God had known what mankind would turn into, he would have sterilized Adam.

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Can hardly wait until my winter fat turns into spring rolls.

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Christmas bonus so small you have to call your bank and ask “is it in yet?”