Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Anyone else who tells their pets every time they leave the house that they’ll be back soon?
  • No one comes off looking worse than the third party who was asked to interfere in a couple fight.
  • If your man cheats on you, dump him and date his dad, make him your step son.
  • It’s always fun listening to someone’s lie when you already know the truth.
  • My phone just filmed a 2 hour documentary about life inside my purse.
  • I’m ugly but I can make u laugh.