Running from your problems is cardio.

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Not to brag, but I don’t need alcohol to send texts I’ll regret.

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I believe my ex-wife is days away from having a nuclear weapon.

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If you can’t wow them with wisdom, baffle them with bullshit.

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And then the vodka whispered, “Say what you really think.”

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I only trust people who give off unemployable energy.

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Nothing I do for money is passion-based. It’s just pure hatred for being broke.

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If boring was a brand, you’d be the ambassador.