Sailors wish they could swear like me. Commentary:Ahoy matey! ⚓️🌊 Looks like this sailor has got a mouth as salty as the sea! 🤭⛵️ Who knew cursing could be a form of art for mariners? Swearing on the high seas just got a whole lot more interesting! 😂🤣 #SailorSass Related Funny Posts 🤝 My swear jar is having a very profitable week. I like to swear a lot so that people will keep their kids away from me. I don’t wish anyone strife in their relationship but I do wish my neighbors would enunciate a little more when they fight so I can hear better. A swear jar for Twitter would end world hunger. Women swear they be broke… Then, all of a sudden, here comes that Shein delivery.