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Several of my internal organs hurt, but I’m 100% sure it’s not my body trying to tell me something.

Several of my internal organs hurt, but I’m 100% sure it’s not my body trying to tell me something.

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Oh, the classic tale of internal organ rebellion! 🤣 It’s like your body’s playing a game of charades, but with a painful twist! 🤕 Don’t worry, it’s probably just your organs throwing a little party in there without inviting you. 🎉 Just remind them who’s the boss with some self-care and a good laugh! 😅

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