Trendy Funny Quotes

  • When I said you had a “serial killer face” I had meant it as a compliment. Like, you look like you are very ambitious is what I meant.
  • I need a reasonable job. Something like $3,000 an hour. Nothing too wild.
  • I may look fine on the outside, but on the inside I’m hungry again.
  • My company promotes diversity. We’d never hire twins.
  • I’m addicted to placebos.
  • Guy who normally applauds when the plane lands right before the pilot crashes it: “Boo!”