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  • Difference between a flirt and harassment: if you are handsome, it’s a flirt, if you are ugly, it’s harassment.
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  • Who needs therapy when you can gaslight yourself into thinking that everything is fine?
  • Ask your girlfriend for her ring size and then give her a personalized bowling ball.
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