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Santa doesn’t check the naughty list anymore, he just checks social media.

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The cheapest way to fly is off the handle.

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Being loved right feels like telepathy and a little bit of witchcraft.

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Plot twist: the universe is waiting for you to give it a sign.

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I’m the Usain Bolt of running late.

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Petition to lower the retirement age. I’m tired now.