Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Eleven out of ten people are stupid.
  • Looking for someone who loves me as much as some people love standing up the second a plane lands.
  • Note: Press the button on the elevator as often as possible to activate the secret express function and speed up the thing.
  • I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief.
  • People can’t drive you crazy if you don’t give them the keys.
  • Handshakes should be banned. Touch our naked body parts together for all the world to see? Gross!