Shopping is the only exercise I need. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who needs squats when you can lift shopping bags? 💪🛍️ Maybe they should add 'retail therapy' to the workout routine! 😂 #ShopTillYouDrop" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you’re shopping for something else because they just won’t budge. I don’t want to do exercise, but I want to have done exercise. Grocery shopping while hungry feels like online shopping while drunk. Me before grocery shopping: only healthy foods, no impulse buys, I can do this. Me during grocery shopping: they make chocolate filled marshmallows? If you’re out shopping today, be nice to retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited until Marys waters broke before you started your shopping.