Shout out to Yamaha for being like, “Here’s a cool motorcycle. Also, here’s a cool piano.” Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppShout out to Yamaha for being like, “Here’s a cool motorcycle. Also, here’s a cool piano.” Related Funny Quotes 🤝 As a sales clerk, you want to shout after some people as they leave the store: “Are you sure you’ve really REALLY touched everything?” If a tree falls in a forest and doesn’t make a sound, maybe that’s where your kid should be practicing the piano. I hope I don’t die of something stupid like old age, I want a piano to fall on my head. The ideal man is always thinking of several cool things at once (throwing a football really far, a truck with big wheels, giving a lot of high fives). Halloween is cool, but nothing is spookier than my previous choices in men.