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  • Woke up and immediately broke my resolution to be less sexy this year.
  • For my birthday, I want everyone to tell me how much they love me and why in immense detail.
  • A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children.
  • You can add “cha cha cha” to any sentence you want without explaining yourself. Nobody really appreciates this.
  • When I was a kid, I never expected the future to suck this much.
  • The sexual tension between me and disappearing without an explanation.