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I’m gonna start cursing people out but with biblical phrases like I hope your crops wither and bear no fruit and the ravens eat your mustard seeds.

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Saving up ketchup packets in the fridge so I can one day open my own restaurant.

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One of the most embarrassing things in the world: walking downhill.

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My five-year plan is to get back my whimsy, joy, childlike wonder.

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Insurance is cool because even if you have it, it still kinda feels like you don’t.

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A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even though they know you’re slightly cracked.

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You ask a girl if she ate, and she gon say, “Yeah, I had my coffee.”

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The cool side of the pillow just stole my boyfriend.

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My apologies to your congregation. I totally misunderstood when you asked for missionary volunteers.

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What if babies had two umbilical cords and if you cut the wrong one, it exploded?