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Showers are the best places to lose arguments with yourself.

Showers are the best places to lose arguments with yourself.

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"Who knew that shampoo and deep contemplation could be such fierce opponents in the battle of self-doubt? 🚿🤔 It's hard to stay victorious when your thoughts keep outsmarting you in the bathroom arena!"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged arguments, best, humor, introspection, lose, personal, personal reflection, places, reflection, self, showers, solitude, yourself on Feb 1, 2025 by slickboy.

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