Showers are the best places to lose arguments with yourself. Posted on2 days ago2 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who knew that shampoo and deep contemplation could be such fierce opponents in the battle of self-doubt? 🚿🤔 It's hard to stay victorious when your thoughts keep outsmarting you in the bathroom arena!" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 You should tell different people completely different things about yourself so that they then get into arguments when gossiping about you. Adulting means growing hair in places you’re not supposed to and losing hair in places you don’t want to. If hot showers aren’t good for you then why do I emerge from them bright red like a beautiful ruby? I wish I could lose weight as easily as I lose my keys, phone, temper, and my mind. German couples probably have less arguments because there’s an exact word for, “I’m fine, just annoyed you forgot the milk again”.