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You look like you can go as yourself for Halloween.

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If Facebook has taught us anything it’s that a lot of people aren’t quite ready for a spelling bee.

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Boobs always win. That’s why we don’t play rock, paper, boobs.

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The secret to being able to buy whatever you want is not wanting much.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your dog can stay home for the hour you’re at the grocery store or restaurant.

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If you sweat while you eat, it should count as a workout.

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2 months ago

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🎉🥂 New Year Quotes

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19 shares on TikTok this month:

If your god commands you to kill others, find another god.

46 shares on Threads this month:

Still can’t believe America has a federal holiday to celebrate the hit movie Independence Day.

44 shares on X this month:

Imagine hating me and I’m just here trying to push a door that says pull.

84 shares on Slack this month:

Chip bags should be clear, show me what you want me to pay $6 for, cowards.

50 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I think my boss is delusional; he keeps shaking his head and calls me Jesus Christ.

59 shares on Telegram this month:

My husband needs a hearing aid, but refuses to get one because it’s the key to our happy marriage.

37 shares on Instagram this month:

Sorry for the things I said when I thought you weren’t listening.

96 shares on Facebook this month:

Do married people watch Gen Z dating and feel like they caught the last chopper out of Nam?

85 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m at the age where living in the woods and arguing with a raccoon sounds like a peaceful retirement plan.

42 shares on WeChat this month:

The heels stay on during sex because I only painted the toe nails that were showing.

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Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

In honor of Charles Dickens, I will also be poor this Christmas.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has viewed:

I’m perfectly approachable as long as you’re carrying a plate of nachos.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has bookmarked:

“You’re always sleeping!” God forbid a girl wants to be unconscious.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has downloaded:

Being an adult is a little out of my price range right now.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has bookmarked:

If we were subway rats, I’d share my pizza crust with you.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has downloaded:

Having to pay to read scientific and scholarly articles is a really disgusting and pathetic practice.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has viewed:

Don’t hate me because I can fall asleep within seconds; hate me because I can sleep through the night without having to get up to go to the bathroom.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has copied:

Not sure why I drink anymore. I get the same effect from standing up too fast.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

For my birthday, I want everyone to tell me how much they love me and why in immense detail.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has shared:

Sorry I missed your call. I saw that you were calling and immediately threw my phone into an active volcano.

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Seen just now on Discord:

Don’t study, get slutty!

Breaking via Telegram:

A good relationship is when she is by your side during bad times to tell you that none of this would have happened if you had just listened to her.

Just landed via Reddit:

If overthinking burned calories, I’d never need to exercise again.

Going bananas on YouTube:

I hate this time of year because all you guys care about is football, and no one wants to ogle my cleavage anymore.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Just call me Mother Nature because I can go from hot to cold in a 24-hour period, too.

Making waves on Facebook:

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

My wife didn’t order anything from Amazon yesterday, so the driver gave us a knock this morning to make sure we were OK.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Only thing that can cure my depression is $500 million.

Trending via Twitch:

I took some free community martial arts lessons for self-defense, but I’m starting to think Tai Chi is too slow for most muggers.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Be nice today, the world is on fire.

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Showers are the best places to lose arguments with yourself.

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You look like you can go as yourself for Halloween.

If Facebook has taught us anything it’s that a lot of people aren’t quite ready for a spelling bee.

Boobs always win. That’s why we don’t play rock, paper, boobs.

The secret to being able to buy whatever you want is not wanting much.

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your dog can stay home for the hour you’re at the grocery store or restaurant.

If you sweat while you eat, it should count as a workout.

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