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"Who knew that shampoo and deep contemplation could be such fierce opponents in the battle of self-doubt? 🚿🤔 It's hard to stay victorious when your thoughts keep outsmarting you in the bathroom arena!"

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Building a snowman so I can punch it in the face.

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The horror: “Come on, I’ll introduce you to everyone.”

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Unless it’s manic, I don’t want to hear about your Monday.

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I am not living la vida loca. I am loca because of la vida.

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Don’t cry because it’s over. Cry because you have an extra hour to think about it.

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Imagine you blocked me, and I crawled out from under your couch to ask why.

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73 shares on Instagram this month:

Nowadays, people no longer look for a needle in a haystack, but for errors in a spreadsheet.

22 shares on Twitch this month:

I’ve walked the walk, but nowadays I just sit the sit.

88 shares on Messenger this month:

Spongebob wouldn’t even mess with some of y’all. But he’d hang out with me because my heart is pure, and I like to laugh a lot.

43 shares on WhatsApp this month:

To the people who have only fans, what’s stopping you from upgrading to an air conditioner?

16 shares on WeChat this month:

At my age, you check a friend’s Facebook page to make sure they’re still alive before wishing them a happy birthday.

72 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Sorry I zoned out during your story… my brain was offering me multiple side quests and overthinking opportunities.

53 shares on WeChat this month:

There’s a disconnect between the decibel level of my car singing and my talent.

100 shares on Messenger this month:

Sorry I can’t carpool to work. That’s the time I use to angry scream.

37 shares on Threads this month:

Jesus rose from the grave because he forgot to clear his browser history.

13 shares on Instagram this month:

A.I. should be forced to wait tables before it’s allowed to make art.

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Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

Once you start paying rent, every joke stops being funny.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has bookmarked:

I’ve never seen a McDonald’s or a Burger King under construction. They just show up.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has bookmarked:

I pray this boy wins in life. I wanna see him on top of me.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has downloaded:

Hear me out. What if we don’t elect another president, and we all just promise to be really good?

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

The real hack is pouring all that lover girl energy into yourself.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has bookmarked:

My dad wasn’t absent or present; he was a secret third thing.

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“I’ve tasted going back to an ex, and I’ve tasted trying to fix a relationship before it breaks. I highly recommend focusing on your career and going to sleep before 10 p.m.”

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You cannot hurt me. You are not a hip-height table corner.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

Meetings are just podcasts I didn’t choose.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has shared:

Weekends are getting shorter and shorter. You blink and it’s already Sunday 5pm.

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Trending via Slack:

Bag of flesh that acts weird when another bag of flesh doesn’t send symbols on glowing screen.

Live now on X:

A gentle reminder that if your birth year starts with a 19, you should consider wrapping the Christmas presents on a table, and not on the floor.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I hate when I accidentally blow all of my leaves into my neighbor’s yard.

Just shared via TikTok:

Me, with $33 left after paying bills: Let’s see how much a Land Rover costs.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Thank you for contacting the abyss. Your scream is very important to us.

Trending via Reddit:

I’ve never wished a man dead, but I’ve read some obituaries with great pleasure.

Trending via WhatsApp:

There are only two portion sizes for mashed potatoes: nowhere near enough (posh restaurants) or far, far too much (literally everyone else).

Just shared via Slack:

The healthy food in my fridge should be grateful really. It survives much longer than everything else.

Going viral on Reddit:

Dear Black Friday… We all have big TVs now, put the groceries on sale.

Live now on Reddit:

Preparing for my beach vacation by watching Jaws.

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Showers are the best places to lose arguments with yourself.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Building a snowman so I can punch it in the face.

The horror: “Come on, I’ll introduce you to everyone.”

Unless it’s manic, I don’t want to hear about your Monday.

I am not living la vida loca. I am loca because of la vida.

Don’t cry because it’s over. Cry because you have an extra hour to think about it.

Imagine you blocked me, and I crawled out from under your couch to ask why.

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