Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I’m the type of husband that helps his wife look for her missing chocolate that I ate.
  • I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers, because I can always count on them.
  • You know you’re getting old when you clean the house to the music you used to go out to.
  • Getting old is not fun. Sometimes I have to check my texts and photos when someone asks me what I did yesterday.
  • I am a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.
  • You should be able to google why a couple broke up.