Since you’re all so in love, switch phones for Valentine’s Day!

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Where do we acquire the ducks that we’re supposed to be putting in a row?

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Donuts have holes in them, just like acoustic guitars, but that’s pretty much where the similarities end.

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Welcome to your 40s: you get tired from sleeping now.

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Apologies for the delays. The suitcase smashing machine has broken down, so we’re having to smash suitcases by hand.

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Girl math is deactivating social media accounts to avoid only one person.

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The plant app says that I either watered my plant too much or not enough. Very helpful. Thanks!

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Cooking your own meals really is the best way to devote 50 hours of your life every month to save $50.

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I’m sorry your man wears his sunglasses on the back of his head.

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I believe the IRS is days away from having a nuclear weapon.

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Sorry, I don’t think I can hang out this weekend, my 4-year-old is still telling a joke.