Someone from 🇾🇪 has bookmarked:

All I do is go to work, come home, blink and suddenly I’m back at work.

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Some of you are out here driving like your turn signal’s free trial ended and you’re all out of blinks.

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Scrolling the feed as a mature person, not judging anybody.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has viewed:

I am “I can’t remember the last time I went out on New Year’s Eve” old.

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I don’t care about life on other planets. I don’t even have a life on this one.

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People say I act like I don’t care. It’s not an act.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has copied:

Can’t, trying to piece together today’s news from social media posts.

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Please don’t send me mixed signals, I don’t even understand the clear ones.

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The biggest lesson employment has taught me is that efficient workers get punished with more work.

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I have never in my life learned from another person’s mistakes, I would literally let a giant wooden horse into my house right this second.