So far, no one has seriously tried to bribe me, which is a shame because I am extremely corrupt. Maybe I need a position with more power. Commentary:"No bribes yet? Maybe it's time to up your corruption game and aim for that power position! 💰💼😂 #CorruptAndWilling" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Please congratulate me on my cool new position! It is the fetal position; I will be in it for a while. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, I’m never sending you nudes again. People who like sweet potato fries can’t be taken seriously and deserve shame and ridicule. Girls want a bad boy to fix. Boys want a good girl to corrupt. Me? I just want a rumbustious monkey as a butler. I found out my husband was cheating on me at a Linkin Park concert. We tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, it didn’t even matter.
