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I’m at the age where I understand why my parents never wanted to stop for anything on the way home from work.

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Therapy isn’t enough. I need to run my brain through the dishwasher.

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The biggest joke on mankind is that computers have started asking humans to prove that they are not robots.

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Technically, all the money I have ever spent on food has been flushed down the toilet.

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After careful consideration, I think I’d have way more fun if I was incredibly stupid.

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Not much is worse than that feeling of going back to work after a lunch, or a vacation, or just going to work in general.

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Horror movies have ruined the joy of skinny-dipping for me.

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Can you delete that photo of me? It looks exactly the way I look in real life.

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She’s got style. She’s got grace. She dropped her cellphone on her face. She’s a lady.