So many songs that tell you to throw your hands in the air like you just don’t care, so few about the hazards of ceiling fans.

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To anybody who thinks being self-employed means you don’t have to work for a boss you hate, I have terrible news.

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Here I am, block me like a hurricane.

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It’s so foggy outside. Y’all gotta stop vaping.

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My son loves Monty Python. My work here is done.

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I got my superpowers when I was bitten by a radioactive idiot.

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Threatening my wife with a tariff every time she makes fun of me.

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Having a low quality camera will definitely force you to keep your life private.

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Someone was saying that social media makes you miss out on your real life, but have you seen real life?

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My sleeping cycle is completely backwards. In the morning I feel sleepy and at night I can’t fall asleep.

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Until I open the wrapper and look inside it’s Schrödinger’s Kit Kat.