Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Welcome to your 40’s. You now have to second guess your age as you can’t believe you’re that old.
  • Tried Adderall to help my productivity but now I’m just intensely aware of all the things I should be doing.
  • When someone says “I don’t want a relationship right now” the “at least not with you” is silent.
  • How you conduct yourself when using plastic wrap is the real you.
  • Are you even a parent if you’ve never carried your child out of a store sideways like a surfboard?
  • To the person who stole my place in the queue. I’m after you now.