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Some things are better left unsaid, unless you’re on X.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has shared:

Old and bitter feels much better than I thought it would.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has shared:

What if aliens watch our movies about aliens and then invade accordingly in hopes of fitting in with our culture?

Someone from 🇸🇳 has viewed:

Who needs therapy when you can gaslight yourself into thinking that everything is fine?

Someone from 🇲🇬 has shared:

I just want a bar where I can pour my own drink, have music at a normal volume, and there are no people, and it’s my house.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has copied:

They invented the word metallic, because irony was already taken.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has downloaded:

I’m a yapper. I’m a napper. I’m a midnight snacker.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has downloaded:

Quitting my job to focus on watching YouTube.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has shared:

The fact that I have more clothes to sleep in than I do to go out in says a lot about who I am as a person.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has downloaded:

Never signed up for a 401k cause there’s no way in hell I can run that far.

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Haunted house idea: a poorly lit Walmart littered with people you haven’t seen since high school.

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Smithereens is the worst way to get blown.

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One day you’ll find someone obsessed with you. It’s probably going to be a squirrel.

Making waves on Facebook:

Lucky for me, I don’t have enough friends for an intervention.

Shared recently on Instagram:

August is technically summer, but spiritually fall.

Just shared via X:

Welcome to adulthood: you’re not hungover, it’s just Tuesday.

Trending via Messenger:

I hate it when what’s wrong asks me what’s wrong.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Stephen King’s It is the bone chilling story about adults who are forced to spend time with their childhood friends.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I hate when people set alarms and it wakes up everybody except for them.

Trending via Discord:

If it’s a ghost ship, why does it have to be on water?

Sometimes the laugh is funnier than the joke itself.

2 weeks ago

Playful quote highlighting humor's power over jokes, with a witty and lighthearted vibe.

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Well, isn't that the ultimate comedy plot twist? 😂 It's like watching a hilarious blooper reel while the actual script leaves you scratching your head. 🤔 Who knew that laughter could have a mind of its own and steal the show from the punchline? 🎭 Just goes to show that sometimes the best humor is the unexpected kind! 😄

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42 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My OnlyFans is just hours of me untangling Christmas lights.

17 shares on X this month:

If you really wanna piss someone off when introducing them, make little finger quotation marks in the air when announcing their job title.

84 shares on Facebook this month:

If it was really a smart phone, it would have recognize that it was an ignored call, not missed.

44 shares on TikTok this month:

Sometimes my mouth hits send before my brain has a chance to stop it.

48 shares on Discord this month:

There are real people living amongst us who pay for Discord Nitro.

48 shares on TikTok this month:

If you want your teen to finish her homework, tell her to fold the laundry.

29 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I wish my hair had as much volume as my mouth.

51 shares on Telegram this month:

Some people graduate with honors, I am just honored to graduate.

25 shares on Snapchat this month:

I deserve a percentage of your pay if you ever stole any swag from me.

68 shares on Facebook this month:

Post-standing clarity is like, damn, I could have been sitting this whole time.

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Three serious exes is the right amount before you meet your spouse. You need one truly evil one, one normal one, and one situationship, and then you’ve basically experienced all dating has to offer.

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All this overthinking, and I still make the worst decisions.

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For Halloween, I’m going as an emotional roller coaster.

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Nudes are outdated. Send me a video of you reading out loud so I know you’re not dumb.

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I may look fine on the outside, but on the inside I’m hungry again.

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“How is the job search going?” First of all, that is a violent question. And it hurts me, by the way. And second, how the hell should I know.

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My bed wasn’t feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it.

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I can do a lot of things, but listening to someone chew is not one of them.

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Here’s what I’ve learned since I’ve been on social media: I’m not nearly as disturbed as I thought I was.

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Christmas is a very special time when I give my brother a $100 gift card, and he gives me a $100 gift card.

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Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

I hate when teachers put “?” on my work, like I don’t know either.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has viewed:

I’ve realized about a third of my life is spent trying to ignore the fact that I have to pee.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has viewed:

Me: I love you more than a flower loves the sun. Him: I love you more than a teenager loves his phone.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

Roman soldiers are all like “I’m going to fight you in this short yet tasteful leather skirt.”

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

If you’re not getting spoiled, then spoil yourself.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has downloaded:

Unless it’s manic, I don’t want to hear about your Monday.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

I’m the ick in fantastic.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

Preparing for the apocalypse by becoming fluent in zombie.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has viewed:

Did anyone else use grocery bags as textbook covers, or was I just that poor?

Someone from 🇲🇺 has bookmarked:

I didn’t really mind the voices in my head until one of them started their own podcast.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Telegram:

Some of you have overdosed so hard on the propaganda, there’s nothing reality Narcan can do for you.

Spotted on YouTube:

Facebook is extremely over-engineered for a birthday reminder app.

Trending via Threads:

My stomach just made the exact sound of the “your” in “your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice messaging system.”

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I’m a social media influencer in that I’ve influenced people to ignore me on social media.

Just shared via X:

The only thing stopping cheesecake from being a breakfast food is you.

Freshly posted on Discord:

They should make you watch a training video and pass a little test before you’re allowed to touch the office coffee maker.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

That made me feel good. I think I’ll become addicted.

Broadcasted on Threads:

And then there are those dates after which you think: “Have I really shaved my legs for this?”

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Twitter is like talking to yourself in public and some random dude walking by agrees with you.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

The closest I get to a spa day is when I’m draining pasta, and the steam smacks me in the face.

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