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Someone from 🇹🇯 has shared:

Cutting my steak at Texas Roadhouse with my car keys.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has downloaded:

I love the smell of someone burning their last bridge with me.

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There I was, quietly reliving my dream of having my own house, when suddenly I was attacked by insane prices.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has downloaded:

The baddest women come into your life when you have 37 dollars left.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has bookmarked:

Beavers are so funny. Why are you a little rat doing hydraulic engineering?

Someone from 🇩🇿 has viewed:

Sorry, I’m poor, I can’t afford to pay attention.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has bookmarked:

I like to minimize the disappointment by being myself right from the start.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has copied:

I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping 3 times a day and eating 5 times the suggested serving size.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has copied:

Dear men, my ‘biological clock’ isn’t my weakness. It’s your final deadline to prove you’re worthy.

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You have never experienced true fear until a poster falls off the wall in the middle of the night.

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Going viral on Pinterest:

My search history is filled with me googling regular words just to make sure I’m using them right.

Shared recently on X:

If I have to look at any more spreadsheets today, you’re gonna have to spread my ashes.

Going bananas on WeChat:

To anybody who thinks being self-employed means you don’t have to work for a boss you hate, I have terrible news.

Going viral on Messenger:

My mom always used to tell me that I look cute when I sleep. My boss has a different opinion.

Making waves on YouTube:

Runners who smoke need to pick a side.

Just landed via Reddit:

Crossing things off my to-do list… I didn’t do them, I just don’t want them on my list anymore.

Going bananas on YouTube:

My body snaps, crackles, and pops louder than my cereal.

Going viral on Threads:

In my culture, family is completely unimportant. And we hate food.

Just landed via Discord:

For this Halloween I’ve trained my eyebrows to leap off my face and destroy those who’ve angered me.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I don’t even know who’s famous anymore.

Sometimes the laugh is funnier than the joke itself.

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Playful quote highlighting humor's power over jokes, with a witty and lighthearted vibe.

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Well, isn't that the ultimate comedy plot twist? 😂 It's like watching a hilarious blooper reel while the actual script leaves you scratching your head. 🤔 Who knew that laughter could have a mind of its own and steal the show from the punchline? 🎭 Just goes to show that sometimes the best humor is the unexpected kind! 😄

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Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a car.

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If these walls could talk, they would definitely say “Wow, this guy really does add cheese to everything after all!”

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I could have been somebody if I’d been somebody else.

10 shares on Pinterest this month:

The best part of Thanksgiving is being with family and friends, and a vast array of pies.

72 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Instead of writing LOL, I’m going to start writing SALTS (smiled a little, then stopped). It’s more accurate.

37 shares on WeChat this month:

It’s weird how the UFO’s always seem to crash in places that only the government and military have access to.

97 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I love my cat so much, but how the hell are you that small and take up an entire queen-size mattress?

52 shares on X this month:

Nothing hurts more than someone not getting your joke.

86 shares on WeChat this month:

Showing my barber a picture of a dinosaur.

55 shares on YouTube this month:

I need to drink less water. This peeing situation is out of control.

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You want me to turn around? The thing that led to a total eclipse of the heart.

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Being a goldfish must be brilliant. Every six seconds you’re pleasantly surprised to find that you live in a castle.

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I’m just a girl, standing in front of a Monday, asking it to be a Friday.

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My husband sure has a lot of opinions on which movie he’s gonna sleep through.

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So proud of my ancestors for crawling out of the sea and evolving lungs. Pretty disappointed in them ever since though.

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Being an iPad baby must be so exciting. Imagine going from nine dull months in the womb to playing Candy Crush.

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Fun fact: The US was originally not meant to be a reality TV show.

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Just seen the cost of funerals and no wonder people are living longer.

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Reincarnation, in this economy?

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If you don’t have a favorite spatula yet, you still have some growing up to do.

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Someone from 🇹🇷 has viewed:

Your call is really important to us but first enjoy this clarinet number for the next seventy five minutes.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

Santa doesn’t check the naughty list anymore, he just checks social media.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has bookmarked:

Not going is the new leaving early.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has shared:

Oh, you’re in a situationship? Which one are you, the liar or the loser?

Someone from 🇸🇷 has shared:

Hey there, Delilah, what’s it like in new orc city?

Someone from 🇬🇼 has downloaded:

Being able to tolerate the sound of your own voice in a video is probably the highest form of self-acceptance.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

Old and bitter feels much better than I thought it would.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has copied:

Hey beauty brands who make face creams: 30ml is only enough for an ant’s face.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has copied:

I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

Silence is golden. But duct tape is silver.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Instagram:

“American Pope” sounds like the name of an Amazon prime original series you ignore.

Just shared via X:

Girls know how to flirt until it’s with someone they actually like.

Going bananas on Discord:

No more learning experiences, please, God. I am smart enough.

Spotted on YouTube:

I want you to know that whatever problems you’re having, I’m hear to ‘like’ them.

Just landed via TikTok:

You ever killed your own vibe by remembering?

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

I never met a problem I couldn’t make worse.

Spotted on Instagram:

I hate having a ton of anxiety and no energy. It’s like having a tank full of gas and no engine.

Going viral on Threads:

Dear Santa, I’ve been good all year. Most of the time. Once in a while. Never mind, I’ll buy my own stuff.

Live now on YouTube:

“You’re a psychopath!” At least I’m on a path, babe, sort your life out.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I love when the universe delivers receipts.

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