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Someone from 🇾🇪 has shared:

Taylor Swift should write a song about people who don’t return their shopping carts to the corrals.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has bookmarked:

Before sleeping, most people will imagine stuff they want to happen. Like sleeping.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has shared:

There are three certainties in life: death, taxes and getting stuck behind a shit driver when you’re late.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has copied:

Don’t ruin a good sundress by wearing panties.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

It’s hard to believe that this long, crazy election will finally be over in a few months.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has copied:

Thinking about quitting my job to focus on my girlfriend.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

Welcome to adulthood. The weekend is your only time to catch up on everything, but also your only time to do absolutely nothing.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has copied:

Hear me out: agenda reveal parties for people we don’t trust.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has downloaded:

Some people are so fake, their lock screens don’t recognize them.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has downloaded:

We hate the same people and it’s so romantic.

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Every girl keeps an extra boyfriend and calls him ‘best friend’.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

“I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I’ve sacrificed a sheep.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Stop making eye contact with me, I can’t afford a wedding right now.

Trending via Discord:

When the past calls, don’t answer it. It has nothing new to tell you.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Have you ever “accidentally” eaten a family sized bag of chips?

Just shared via X:

Every day, I’m gaslit into oblivion by beautiful women, and then I go to sleep.

Just landed via TikTok:

A woman’s sigh can speak a 1000 words.

Going viral on YouTube:

Respect people who wear glasses because they paid money to see you.

Going bananas on TikTok:

Sometimes I’m just so exhausted I have to go to bed and scroll my phone for the next 2-3 hours.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

The volume of my TV is 100% dependent on what I’m currently chewing on.

Sometimes the laugh is funnier than the joke itself.

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Well, isn't that the ultimate comedy plot twist? 😂 It's like watching a hilarious blooper reel while the actual script leaves you scratching your head. 🤔 Who knew that laughter could have a mind of its own and steal the show from the punchline? 🎭 Just goes to show that sometimes the best humor is the unexpected kind! 😄

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13 shares on X this month:

Life is pretty much just a series of awkward and embarrassing moments, separated by snacks.

27 shares on YouTube this month:

If you sweat while you eat, it should count as a workout.

46 shares on Messenger this month:

Instead of renting an apartment, I’m going to save up for a lighthouse and go insane in it.

41 shares on Twitch this month:

I can usually cope with the opinions of others because I don’t listen.

72 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’m begging for a day to be added in between Saturday and Sunday.

87 shares on Messenger this month:

Got a job rejection, saw the company post the same job again, so I applied again. I decide when we’re done.

64 shares on Facebook this month:

Wild how we don’t get a public holiday for Wrestlemania, but okay.

94 shares on Pinterest this month:

“I have a favourite hole”, me, at the pool table.

78 shares on Threads this month:

Someone needs to invent a kid that listens the first time.

67 shares on X this month:

Unmarried in your 30s should honestly be rebranded as – ‘Congrats, you didn’t pick the wrong person out of panic’.

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My life is ruined. I wish to live no more. Never mind, I found the remote.

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Stop making Fast and Furious movies.

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I’ll never be badass enough to walk around chewing on a toothpick.

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If you think my posts are horrid, wait until you see the live stream of my colonoscopy.

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It’s so cold, I’m using Chrome instead of Firefox to read the news on my phone, because I need the ads to warm up my phone and hands.

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The best piece of dating advice I’ve ever received is “If they like you, you’ll know. If they don’t, you’ll be confused.” Honestly, it’s all you need to know.

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Nothing makes me feel more powerful than when I write ‘furthermore’ in an email.

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I was at the cemetery when a little kid walked up to me and said she was afraid. I took her hand and told her that I used to be afraid too… when I was alive.

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Just came back from my walk, and I was right about everything.

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I’m not exaggerating when I say, if I ever clogged a toilet at work, I would immediately quit, change my name, and then move to a different city.

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Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

You ever have your knees crack so good that you expect them to glow in the dark. Yeah, me too.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

I like to put “No DMs” in my bio to pretend that I’m attractive.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has shared:

Yoga is just slow motion breakdancing.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has shared:

I don’t need a midlife crisis. My whole life is a crisis.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has bookmarked:

Is it a good sign when your therapist keeps saying Ka-Ching?

Someone from 🇰🇪 has viewed:

Always be kind. You never know who has subscriptions to your favorite streaming apps.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has shared:

No matter how small you make that “unsubscribe” link, I’ll still find it.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has downloaded:

Don’t even get into my car if you’re just gonna scream every time I hit something.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has shared:

Not to brag, but I can shake your hand and forget your name simultaneously.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has copied:

Sex is so embarrassing. Like, why did I want to do that to you?

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Someone told me I wasn’t thinking clearly, as if that’s even an option.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Meow means woof in cat.

Freshly posted on Threads:

A moth is just a butterfly with glasses and its hair up.

Going bananas on Instagram:

When I take a shower I’m: 5% cleaning myself, 10% singing, 85% making life changing decisions.

Trending via Twitch:

Needing to stretch is so funny. Your body is like “Ughhh, make me longer!”

Making waves on Threads:

I may regret the megabytes I’ve wasted, but I’ll never regret the megabites I’ve tasted.

Spotted on X:

How do I tell the mosquitoes that I don’t consent?

Just landed via Slack:

That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.

Spotted on Instagram:

Living with a dog is 90% following each other around, watching each other go potty, and wondering what the other has in their mouth.

Live now on YouTube:

I tried counting sheep so I can fall asleep but that got boring, so I started talking to the shepherd instead.

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