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Someone from 🇵🇬 has copied:

They should invent a self-checkout where someone else scans the items and puts them in a bag.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has shared:

Flex on your kids by asking “are we there yet?” before they do.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has viewed:

Meteorologist: It’s going to get even hotter. Me, on fire: WHAT?

Someone from 🇸🇪 has viewed:

One minute you’re young and wild, the next minute you’re into air fryers.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has downloaded:

89% of the time when my husband tells me I look great, what he really means is, “We needed to leave five minutes ago.”

Someone from 🇯🇴 has bookmarked:

Keep your fries close and your onion rings closer.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has downloaded:

Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean it won’t be a good time.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has copied:

The lion is starting to concern himself with things he’s been trying to ignore.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has bookmarked:

Who is praying on my downfall right now and can you stop?

Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

Closing down one work tab every day until Christmas like a reverse advent calendar.

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Shared recently on Twitch:

It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.

Spotted on Messenger:

Might go to prison so I can focus on the gym properly.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Shout out to all you people out there who get asked if you’re okay a lot even though that’s the only facial expression you have.

Trending via Threads:

The word synergy sounds like a mix of the words sin and energy. Like, to be debauched but to do it with flair and zest.

Reported on X:

When I dance, people say it reminds them of a wild dog chasing its tail.

Shared recently on Discord:

I love it when my dog suddenly gets up and goes to another part of the house. Did you just remember you left the stove on or something?

Seen just now on Facebook:

Instead of calling it the John I’m going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning.

Going viral on Reddit:

Have you guys heard of recency bias? I hadn’t, but now I’m seeing it literally everywhere. Must be a big deal.

Trending via TikTok:

If reports from this daisy are accurate, she loves me not.

Spotted on Reddit:

I’ve shouted so much sporting advice from my sofa already this summer. It’s very tiring but hopefully it’s helping.

Sometimes the laugh is funnier than the joke itself.

6 months ago

Sometimes the laugh is funnier than the joke itself.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇬 has bookmarked:

Never make a promise you can’t keep rescheduling.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

We were having tea with my mother-in-law the other day and out of the blue she said, “I’ve decided I want to be cremated.” I said, “Alright, get your coat.”

Someone from 🇸🇨 has copied:

They all cheat, lie and manipulate. Just pick the pretty one.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has downloaded:

How can I be ready for the future when I’m not even ready to get up in the morning?

Someone from 🇮🇪 has bookmarked:

I am at my Thanksgiving table observing personality disorders that have not been identified yet.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

Hey, you wanna come to a wedding with me? You could be the groom.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has shared:

Wi-Fi: Your internet connection is unstable. Me: You should see my life.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has copied:

I am so lucky that I can’t tell the difference between a heartfelt compliment and sarcastic disdain. Life is much easier when you’re dumb.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has copied:

If you burned CDs for the car so your original copies wouldn’t get scratched, it’s time to schedule your colonoscopy.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has viewed:

The most unrealistic part of cooking shows is when they have enough room in their fridge to fit an entire baking sheet.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Discord:

Holding it together with duct tape and sarcasm.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Some of us better hope Santa doesn’t check social media, because if he does, all we’re getting for Christmas is therapy.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I called the cops on my own party, because I was ready to go to bed.

Shared recently on Reddit:

“The engine light is on!” Yeah, that means it’s working.

Going viral on X:

Feels like the Chinese government turned up the power on the sleepy ray they use on me every morning.

Shared recently on Slack:

My card got declined at the barbershop so they put all the hair in my mouth and squeezed me until it came out of my head.

Making waves on Discord:

My kids and I have this bit where I say something and they ignore me.

Spotted on Pinterest:

If she says “you are my world” remember there are other planets. Stay alert, kings!

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Sorry I’m late. It’s just because of who I am as a person.

Just shared via Facebook:

I’m only awake because my coffee needs me.

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