Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- The enemy of my enemy is my friend. But I’m my own worst enemy, so I guess I’m also my best friend.
- If I would’ve known that you were going to ask me what I was thinking, I wouldn’t have been thinking what I was thinking.
- If your boyfriend insists he rolls everywhere because it’s ‘faster than walking’, you may be dating a gamer.
- One pretty important part of being a dad is walking faster than the rest of your family through an airport.
- I might not be able to speak another language but I can speak English slower!