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Sorry, but if youโ€™re walking slower than me on the sidewalk, youโ€™re my enemy. Walking faster than me? Also my enemy. Now if youโ€™re walking at the same speed as me… hmm, yeah, Iโ€™m thinking enemy.

Clever, humorous text about sidewalk speed and friendly enemies.

Commentary:
"Watch out, folks! The speed demon has spoken! Enemies at every pace ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธโš”๏ธ At this rate, the only safe path is to moonwalk on the sidewalk ๐ŸŒŸ๐Ÿ•บ #EnemyEverywhere #NeedForSpeed"


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