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Normalize arguing with plants who refuse to stay alive.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

Every retail employee should get to hit one customer a year and there is no way for customers to tell if they’ve used it yet.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

Through repetition and sheer will I’ve mastered gracefully falling on my head.

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The Gulf of Mexico should’ve been renamed to Sea Señor.

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Sugar held my hand through every breakup.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has downloaded:

Not to brag, but I can put my socks on without sitting down.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has copied:

Saw someone from high school. She said she hadn’t seen me in years. That’s likely because I’d always seen her first.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

Girlhood is sitting down in a boiling hot shower instead of dealing with life.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has downloaded:

Christmas bonus so small you have to call your bank and ask “is it in yet?”