Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Why would I spend money on the zoo when I can watch my colleagues for free?
  • I see 1000 girls. I know 100 girls. I talk to 10 girls. I love 1 girl. And she doesn’t love me back.
  • Incense sticks are just disappointing sparklers.
  • In filling out an application, where it says, “In case of emergency notify”, I put “Doctor.”
  • I am a person who wants to get a lot done, trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep in and take naps at times.
  • If stores want to accurately display clothes for people over 40, the mannequins should be laying on a couch.