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I feel like Mario has more raw prowess, but Luigi is probably the more sensual lover.

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3 months ago

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It’s a good friend who, when you want the truth, knows what truth you want.

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2 months ago

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I don’t mean to say that I drink a lot of coffee, but Colombian farmers have a photo of me in their wallets.

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2 months ago

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Super excited about a brand new week of questioning all my life choices.

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2 months ago

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There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.

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2 months ago

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I will not stop replying with gifs. I am a Millennial, it’s my birthright.

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2 months ago

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71 shares on Threads this month:

Wow, another wooden ball. Would it kill avocado makers to put a different toy in there?

13 shares on Discord this month:

For someone who loves to sleep so much, you’d think I’d go to bed earlier.

16 shares on Facebook this month:

Instead of working on making myself a better person, I am going to purchase a cool new jacket.

84 shares on WeChat this month:

He thinks I’m so smart because I read books. Baby, they is FAWKING in these books.

38 shares on TikTok this month:

“Why would I lie to you?” I don’t know, maybe because you’re a liar.

82 shares on Slack this month:

The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.

77 shares on Slack this month:

Flies are literally obsessed with flying into a room, then pretending they can’t get out. Grow up.

89 shares on Discord this month:

If Halloween is over, then why am I still scared?

97 shares on Pinterest this month:

Adulting has stunned me into silence. I have no thoughts, no remarks and no commentary at the moment.

43 shares on Threads this month:

Things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room, and you only went in there sometimes.

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If your kids aren’t drinking enough water, tell them it’s bedtime.

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A Bug’s Life” (1998) radicalized me.

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The belief that software engineers are uniquely intelligent has done unimaginable damage on society.

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And once again my day begins without a red carpet! Guys, I’m really disappointed in you.

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I’m a good listener. If you’re interesting.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

Don’t blame the alcohol. You were an idiot before you started drinking.

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My favorite thing to do at the gym is stay home and eat a piece of cake.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has downloaded:

After I get irritated, it takes me about 2 hours to fix my face.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has shared:

I don’t understand why people have to “get ready for bed.” I am always ready for bed.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has bookmarked:

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.

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Freshly posted on Telegram:

The fatigue is reaching levels that shouldn’t even be possible.

Just landed via YouTube:

You can’t hurt my feelings, I used to bring my dad the wrong tools.

Going bananas on Threads:

I’m having a bad day. Please send super-cute pics of your credit cards to cheer me up.

Trending via Discord:

Some people stay in the past because that’s where they peaked.

Trending via WeChat:

Dry January is out. Sopping Wet February is in.

Just landed via Facebook:

Moving is legitimately one of the worst human experiences.

Spotted on YouTube:

Anyone know how to create an Outlook rule that sends every email to junk, deletes it, blocks the sender, and sets my laptop on fire?

Trending via Reddit:

Don’t be fooled by what your kids will eat at someone else’s house.

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I’m always happy when I come home from shopping and the note on the table reminds me of what I wanted to buy.

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I believe in you. I also believe in Bigfoot so don’t get too excited.

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I feel like Mario has more raw prowess, but Luigi is probably the more sensual lover.

It’s a good friend who, when you want the truth, knows what truth you want.

I don’t mean to say that I drink a lot of coffee, but Colombian farmers have a photo of me in their wallets.

Super excited about a brand new week of questioning all my life choices.

There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.

I will not stop replying with gifs. I am a Millennial, it’s my birthright.

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