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Let’s see how long my Monday slump lasts this time. Last week it was until Friday.

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Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget.

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When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they’re not it.

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Lord of the Rings is wild cause Gandalf told Frodo he had to go on a super dangerous journey and Frodo was like “Ok, can I bring my gardener?”

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Flex on strangers by asking them if they remember you.

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The longest drum solo was 10 hours and 26 minutes and was performed by the child sitting behind me on a flight from LA to Tokyo.

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75 shares on Reddit this month:

That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you’re shopping for something else because they just won’t budge.

56 shares on Snapchat this month:

If you fall asleep long enough, the steering wheel gives you a pillow.

41 shares on Instagram this month:

Every person you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by asking if they’re drinking enough water.

50 shares on Messenger this month:

For a long time, I didn’t know what to do with my strange thoughts. Then I signed up for Facebook.

26 shares on Discord this month:

I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.

76 shares on Facebook this month:

The winter months remind me that it is crucial to find someone that you’re thermostatically compatible with.

34 shares on Pinterest this month:

Clothes too dirty for the closet, but too clean for laundry. Welcome to: the chair.

16 shares on Slack this month:

The one thing I’ve never had in my car’s glove box is a pair of gloves.

64 shares on Snapchat this month:

I was gonna get on the treadmill, but then the couch will get sad.

70 shares on Twitch this month:

Me, first week as a volunteer firefighter thinking we only rescue cats: We’re going where?

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Someone from 🇹🇳 has shared:

There are no laws against pineapples on pizza.

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The fine art of sticking my nose where it doesn’t belong.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has downloaded:

My soulmate probably seen my posts and deleted me.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has downloaded:

Ever since I was young, I knew I wanted to be online nonstop.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has copied:

“Don’t shoot your gun at the hurricane” the government says. I’ll do my own research, thanks.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has bookmarked:

I miss when The Weeknd was making sex-addict-on-drugs music.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

Summer is here. Always put on some suncream to help the rain run off.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has viewed:

Adulthood is about being able to eat cookies for breakfast, but not doing it because you already ate all the cookies.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has copied:

Elevators frighten me. I take steps to avoid them.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has copied:

Bad news. Right now is as young as you’re going to be.

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Broadcasted on Instagram:

They should invent a brain that doesn’t whisper bad things to you.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

It sucks that the reward for being responsible, is just a bunch of new responsibilities.

Live now on Twitch:

I can’t believe Halloween was 10 pounds ago.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Salt and pepper shakers add an air of mystique to any bathroom.

Making waves on Facebook:

My house was clean yesterday. Sorry, you missed it.

Just shared via Telegram:

Are we all getting a front-row seat to the end times, or what?

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Nurse: “This may hurt.” Me: “My life hasn’t been much fun either.”

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I knew school was a scam when my business teacher didn’t own a business, and my PE teacher was fat.

Trending via Facebook:

Anyone know which wine pairs well with societal collapse?

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Not much is worse than that feeling of going back to work after a lunch, or a vacation, or just going to work in general.

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Stirring up shit at the wedding by going up to random people and saying “I think it’s so brave that you’re here”.

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Let’s see how long my Monday slump lasts this time. Last week it was until Friday.

Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget.

When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they’re not it.

Lord of the Rings is wild cause Gandalf told Frodo he had to go on a super dangerous journey and Frodo was like “Ok, can I bring my gardener?”

Flex on strangers by asking them if they remember you.

The longest drum solo was 10 hours and 26 minutes and was performed by the child sitting behind me on a flight from LA to Tokyo.

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