Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero. Posted on1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Looks like we've cracked the code, folks! 🦸♀️🦸♂️ Being a superhero is clearly the ultimate relationship status. Who needs a sidekick when you've got superpowers, right? 😄💥 #SuperSingle" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 You gotta ask people nowadays, are you single single, mad at your partner single, blocked single or single just in your head. Whatever you do today, do it with the confidence of a 4-year old wearing a Batman cape. Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it. Peter Parker having to juggle a day job with being a superhero feels kinda stupid nowadays. Just launch a Patreon, my man. Throw a PayPal link in that Spider-bio. I’m too lazy to be a superhero. If I had laser eyes, I’d probably just use them to heat soup or something.