Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Are you my pinky toe, because I will bang you on all my furniture.
  • My Mom asks why everything is on the floor, like she never heard of gravity.
  • I’m at the “buy bigger jeans” part of my Eat. Pray. Love. journey.
  • These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with her.
  • It’s a good thing that our phones only convey sight and sound. No offense, but from most of you I would never want to receive a smelfie!
  • A bad relationship can ruin a good song.