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Expecting your first baby’s exciting, but have you ever ordered a new coffee machine?

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Another beautiful day without using sin, tan and cos.

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Can’t argue with a guy that has curly hair. Whatever you say, gorgeous.

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My favorite sex position is any of them. I’m just glad to be involved.

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Don’t worry. Artificial intelligence will never replace actual ignorance.

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A girl hating you is a million times better than her calling you a ‘nice guy’.

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We work all week to work some more around the house all weekend long. Isn’t life grand?

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Companies post open positions online and then ask you why you applied to them.

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I need to know the brand of toothbrush my neighbor has. I hear it buzzing sometimes an hour at a time and she’s clearly enjoying it.

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May the Force be with you… especially in Monday meetings.

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I don’t really like the song “I’ve Got a Feeling” by Black Eyed Peas, but I just like the part where they say “Mazel Tov.”

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You can be anything when you grow up. For instance, I am very tired.

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My extravagant lifestyle of paying for housing and buying groceries is really getting in the way of my ability to save money.

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Replying to all emails with “ya think?”.

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Eating cookies left for Santa because the cowboy was a no show.

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My hair dryer is so powerful that it doubles as my leaf blower.

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Can’t wait to get past this phase of my life. I need to see what all of this was for.

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I bet when you invited me to Thanksgiving dinner you didn’t think I’d stay this long.

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Anyone else who tells their pets every time they leave the house that they’ll be back soon?

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Debugging is like being the detective in a crime where you are also the murderer. Following the clues of an idiot.

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I like to listen to the national anthems during the award ceremonies. I’m into country music.

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Happy birthday to everyone, for the rest of your lives. I can’t do this anymore.

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People shouldn’t be at the grocery store the same time as me. Get out of the way.

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Taking a phone to school in primary was like smuggling drugs.

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Seeing people exercising outside my house really motivated me to get up and close the blinds.

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The moon landing was faked. They actually went to Mars, and I can prove it.

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Turns out “YouTube rabbit hole” is not a reliable science degree.

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A big part of my job as a parent is moving things away from the edges of countertops.

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I suspect that you don’t lose weight during sport because of the exercise, but because you can’t eat anything during this time.

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Just spoke to my wife while the internet was down. She seems nice. She’s a nurse apparently.

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Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero.

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