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Wow, pretty rude for people to exist who are younger and hotter than me, but OK.

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Breaking News: Local woman stuns in new unnecessary online purchase.

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My career plan? Win the lottery and disappear.

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I’ve already sent Santa a short letter this week to say hello. Not that he thinks I only get in touch if I want something.

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If you ever get locked out of your house, talk to your lock calmly. Because communication is key.

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That odd feeling when your lunch break is over and you still have to work for another 30 years.

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I’m at that point on a Monday where no.

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Spilling hot coffee on your lap wakes you up faster than drinking it.

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An introvert walked into a bar. Just kidding. The introvert stayed home.

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There should be a good 10 hours in between waking up and having to interact with people.