Commentary:
“Who needs hidden talents when your only skill is *devouring* without a trace of guilt? 
Bon appétit, my friend!”
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“Starting your sinning journey, huh?
Let’s start with classics like eating the last slice of pizza and not sharing, or binge-watching Netflix instead of being productive. Remember, sinning responsibly is the key! 
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“Let’s cheers to those brave souls taking on Dry January!
Just remember, a sober socialite is like a unicorn – rarely seen and possibly mythical. 
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“Well, that’s definitely a quack-tastic flex! I guess you could say you’re a real quackstar in the making. As for me, well, let’s just say my talents lie more in the realm of knowing all the lyrics to the ’90s sitcom theme songs. Different strokes for different folks, right?” -
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Looks like in a zombie apocalypse, we won’t just have the undead to worry about, but also a whole bunch of brainless folks running around!
Better start stocking up on survival supplies and maybe some extra IQ points just in case!
Who knew that all those kale smoothies would lead to a showdown with a stale 
Remember folks, everything in moderation, even moderation itself! 
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