Talents: eating! Commentary:"Who needs hidden talents when your only skill is *devouring* without a trace of guilt? 🍔😋 Bon appétit, my friend!" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 One day you’re 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you’re 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice. My two moods are eating a breakfast sandwich or wishing I was eating a breakfast sandwich. Whenever I’m not eating a breakfast sandwich I wish I was eating a breakfast sandwich. Eating dark chocolate is practically eating vegetables. Eating the rest of the donuts will keep me from eating donuts tomorrow. My logic is flawless.