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"Ah, the age-old battle between your birth certificate and your back pain 🤣👴 Sometimes life just loves throwing us these curveballs! Stay young at heart, even if your back disagrees. 💪 #ForeverYoung"

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Contrary to what we currently believe, we don’t choose afternoon naps. Afternoon naps choose us.

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Unfortunately, if you want to end your single life, you have to do something. So that’s not for me.

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Can it still be an emotional support animal if the animal doesn’t want to participate? Asking for my cat.

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I’m really into writing short fiction, mainly to-do lists.

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Laundry day is my favorite day of the week. That’s why I dress for it every day.

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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

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Replying to all emails with “ya think?”.

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Way too many low IQ conspiracy theories floating around. Give me high IQ conspiracy theories.

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Don’t let the British accent fool you. I’m not saying anything smart.

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The only thing I miss from my past is that flat stomach I had.

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My girlfriend just had a go at me for not glistening, whatever that is.

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If you’re a guy and you’re struggling right now, just remember nobody cares, and it does get worse.

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If barking at nothing was an Olympic sport, my dog would win gold.

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Hey Alexa… remind me why I walked into this room.

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Good morning, townsfolk. I’m here to slay the monsters.

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If I was Snow White, you wouldn’t get me with an apple. You’d have to poison a taco or something.

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Welcome to adulthood: 9pm is midnight now.

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I’ve reached the age where people talk loudly and slowly to me.

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I’ve noticed that when young people now talk about “old people”, they mean me.

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Hear me out, a Q-Tip that doesn’t bounce out the trash can when you throw it away.

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Really looking forward to the day my teenager starts speaking English again.

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Hi, I’m online. Would you like to argue for an hour about whether a hotdog is a sandwich?

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Quitting my job to focus on being in love.

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How can I be expected to get out of bed when I don’t want to?

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Half the world is mentally ill. The other half is to blame.

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Don’t tell me about Stockholm Syndrome, I woke up at 6 AM on my first day of vacation wondering how things were going at work.

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I asked my boyfriend if he believed in trolls and elves and he said, “slightly.”

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Gentle parenting is making sure your kids can’t hear what you say when you’re peeling a mango.

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Yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever crawled out of the worst depression of your life and got your spark back?

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Socialism is like polio, it comes back when people forget about the horrible damage it did last time.

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I’m only drinking a lot of beer tonight because I need the room in the fridge.

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The zero likes won’t stop me from posting. I will talk to myself if I have to.

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Next time I feel butterflies, I’m chugging down a bottle of tequila so they drown.

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A man will beg you to take him back just to act right for 5 days and 24 min.

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The guy who drills the holes so you can assemble IKEA furniture is clearly having problems at home.

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UK rappers be like “I’ve got a posh flat and my bird is very comely, I own more motors than the marchioness of cholmondeley”

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Technically I’m still young, but according to my back pain I’m actually 69.

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Contrary to what we currently believe, we don’t choose afternoon naps. Afternoon naps choose us.

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I’m really into writing short fiction, mainly to-do lists.

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