Technically I’m still young, but according to my back pain I’m actually 69.

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I like to think of myself as an onion. Peel back the many layers and deep down inside you’ll find a smaller, more anxious onion.

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Set my sex robot to boyfriend mode and now it’s liking other girls’ pictures on Insta.

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Women’s fall fashion is basically coming up with ways to wear a blanket without it looking like you’re wearing a blanket.

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None of the Instagram story fonts represent me.

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Humans are the only species that would cut down trees, make paper out of them, and then write “Save the Trees” on it.

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Don’t be fooled by what your kids will eat at someone else’s house.

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Disney set unrealistic standards of how often woodland creatures would help me clean and do laundry if I just sang out my window.

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Everything will kill you so pick something fun.

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Stop using ChatGPT. I can feed you misinformation too and I’m also beautiful and funny sometimes.

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How dare you say I’m crazy on the eve of my cat’s wedding?