Technically I’m still young, but according to my back pain I’m actually 69. Posted onSep 22, 2023Oct 17, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppTechnically I’m still young, but according to my back pain I’m actually 69. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If a baby comes out feet first, technically it wears its mom as a hat. You know you’re mature when you go to the dentist and you are no longer afraid of pain, but of how much it costs. Cursing after hitting oneself can reduce the pain by up to 50%. Aging is the worst. I miss the good ol’ days when my pain was strictly emotional. “Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)” is now 40 years old. If you have an earworm now, you also have back pain.