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I think, therefore I am. I am, therefore I think. Therefore I am. I think.

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If you don’t have at least one white friend named “Matt”, then you are Matt.

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Caught the bouquet at the funeral.

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We need a word for that weird feeling you get when you learn what a podcaster looks like.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has bookmarked:

The feminine urge to act clueless while knowing everything.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has shared:

Microdosing bungee jumping by bending over to pick up a hair tie.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has copied:

I wish there were an option to turn off the Wi-Fi connection for WhatsApp only.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has downloaded:

My mom always used to tell me that I look cute when I sleep. My boss has a different opinion.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has copied:

Sometimes I feel useless but then I remember I breath out carbon dioxide for plants.

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Sorry I’m late, I was fighting for my right to party.

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Spotted on Discord:

Dating is just wondering why someone is single and then slowly figuring it out.

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“Grey” is a better spelling than “gray” because “e” is a greyer letter than “a.” I will not elaborate.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Being weird never goes out of style.

Spotted on YouTube:

My kids act like they’re afraid of monsters, when they are literally the most terrifying creatures I’ve ever met.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

They need to invent a dishwasher with a window on it. I have to know what goes on in there.

Just shared via TikTok:

I haven’t given up on my fairy-tale ending. I still plan to be eaten by a wolf.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Spiders have the whole world to explore but still try to come up in my house.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Losing weight in your 40’s: LOL!

Seen just now on YouTube:

Having a peanut allergy has to be so wild. Like, imagine you’re at a baseball game and there are people chucking bags of rattlesnakes past your head.

Just landed via Slack:

If they played poker with potato chips, I’d have a gambling problem.

Teens be like, “You know that crumbled up piece of paper that’s been on the table all week? I need it for school.”

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Teens be like, “You know that crumbled up piece of paper that’s been on the table all week? I need it for school.”

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Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

“Tom Cruise does his own stunts!” Okay cool, but so do I.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has viewed:

My signature move is waving at someone who is waving at the person behind me.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has viewed:

You should be allowed to miss work if you’re not feeling sexy.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has copied:

Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the terms and conditions I do not read.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has shared:

If you scroll Twitter long enough, you too can burn calories by shaking your head.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has bookmarked:

Twitter can teach you a lot of lessons. Grammar is not one of them.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has viewed:

Girls are perverts when they like you.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

Love how you can hear the crowd constantly forgetting the queen died and singing “God save the Quing”

Someone from 🇸🇾 has copied:

Cracking the ice cubes out probably feels so good for the ice tray.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has bookmarked:

I used to blame all my problems on my parents, but now that I’m a grown up, I have come to terms with the fact that when bad things happen to me, it’s probably just that Mercury’s in retrograde again.

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Spotted on Pinterest:

I respect the moon because it controls three of our most precious entities: oceans, wolves & women.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Home is where the Wi-Fi connects automatically and no one chews loud.

Reported on WeChat:

No matter how early you get up, fate always gets up half an hour earlier.

Breaking via YouTube:

People will say stuff like “Well, at least if WWIII happens, I won’t have to go to work…” I think in your heart you know that’s not true.

Freshly posted on Threads:

People who don’t admit their mistakes disgust me. I would absolutely admit to a mistake if I had ever made one.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

If cats could send Christmas cards, they wouldn’t.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell.

Spotted on Instagram:

A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this cigarette just now.

Seen just now on Discord:

They say we learn from our mistakes, that’s why I’m making as many as possible. Soon I’ll be a genius.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Just bought 4 pounds of cherries like I’m in some math problem.

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