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  • I end all my sentences with “Just saying..” because ending them with “You bonehead..” would probably be considered offensive.
  • β€œThis would be better if there was cake” really does ring true in any situation.
  • An adult is a person who makes noise when they stand up.
  • I’m so old, I used to cry as a child because I fell off my skateboard or bike, not because I didn’t have wifi.
  • Combining breakfast and lunch: Brunch. Combining wine and dinner: Winner.
  • Tattoo idea for men: spider webs in the corners of the receding hairline.