Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Gonna end every insult with “but in a good way”.
  • Not to brag, but I finished an entire book in one sitting. I’m going to need some new crayons.
  • For Thanksgiving don’t ask me about my life, just pass me the bottle.
  • I don’t “make friends”. I get adopted by extroverts and they make me do things.
  • I might look calm, but in my head I’ve punched you in the face three times.
  • Dear deodorant manufacturers, please stop writing “72h” on your products. There are people who believe that. And they sit next to me on the bus. Always. All of them!