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Someone from 🇸🇳 has copied:

Your in his DMs, I’m on Etsy paying a witch to put a spell on him.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has copied:

Bored as hell. Anyone want to emotionally manipulate each other?

Someone from 🇿🇲 has downloaded:

When someone touches my phone, I automatically turn into a ninja.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has copied:

A haunted house, but it’s just all apps and websites where you got logged out but can’t remember your password.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has shared:

Rare earth, this rare earth, that. There’s nothing more rare on this earth than affordable housing in a walkable neighborhood.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has viewed:

When life gives you lemons, give them back and ask what the crap is all about.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has viewed:

A 12 step program but it’s just me getting off the couch.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has downloaded:

Husband said he only wants to allow our kids to watch Looney Tunes and nothing else because of the “moral lessons”.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has copied:

Clearly, hell is empty, the demons are all here.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has bookmarked:

DUI stands for: don’t Uber, I got this.

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Jan 7, 2026

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Making waves on Discord:

Did the people you had a crush on always like you back or are you funny?

Trending via Discord:

I did some exercise in 2010, I should be good for another few years.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Bold of you to assume I have the energy to even climb a hill to die on.

Breaking via Telegram:

I wonder how biology explains that pain in your chest you get when you found out your partner cheated on you.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

“Thank you for choosing Amtrak.” No problem. There are no other trains.

Live now on Threads:

Unfortunately, a great many problems in life can be solved by just being hotter.

Seen just now on Instagram:

When I was a kid I thought shrimp cocktails had alcohol in them and I thought it was such a weird way to get drunk.

Trending via LinkedIn:

My playlist so bipolar. We either in love, depressed, or gang members.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Pets can’t talk but everyone loves them. This is not a coincidence.

Going viral on WeChat:

Life is giving me no lemons. It’s throwing watermelons.

Terrible things can happen if you go camping. For starters, you could want to go camping again.

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Ah, camping: where you exchange the comfort of your bed for the thrill of battling the elements with nothing but a flimsy tent and a bag of marshmallows. ⛺️🔥 Brace yourself for the inevitable post-camping blues, where you find yourself longing for bug bites, burnt s'mores, and the great outdoors… until you remember the lack of hot showers. Let's just say, camping may leave you questioning your own sanity, but hey, at least it

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94 shares on Instagram this month:

No one suddenly needs anything more than a kid whose mom has just sat down and gotten comfortable.

19 shares on YouTube this month:

If you’re doing Dry January, please, please, keep it to yourself. Nobody cares, and you’re probably even more boring without alcohol.

48 shares on Messenger this month:

It’s exciting to receive a Valentine’s Day card and not know who it’s from. A Father’s Day card, not so much.

24 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Hobbies include fake smiling while waiting for people to stop talking.

77 shares on X this month:

So tired of looking in my wallet and not finding $10,000

32 shares on WeChat this month:

I don’t need to grow a thick skin. The world needs to grow fewer thorns.

74 shares on Snapchat this month:

Date idea: you tell me every thought you’ve ever had about me.

31 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Working out consistently yields results, but mannnnnnn…… the laundry.

11 shares on X this month:

I recently discovered “movies.” They’re usually like an hour and a half long, and a pretty good way to kill time. Check it out.

18 shares on Facebook this month:

Student life is all about convincing your parents that you are studying, convincing your friends that you are not, and convincing yourself that you’ll study from tomorrow.

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Men used to send love letters in the middle of wars, and now they think reassurance is too much effort.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Your coworkers are your friends; stop working and hang out.

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There’s something so romantic about getting McDonald’s with a lover. Intimate perhaps.

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I used to party all night. Now I check the weather forecast for the next day to see if it’s a good laundry day.

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Sex is great, but have you ever had your alarm go off and then realize you don’t have to get up today?

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I hate being in that mood where nothing’s really wrong but nothing feels right either.

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I can’t wait to buy Chanel bags on a random Tuesday for me and my friends.

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I’m the guy at Apple who makes sure all your featured photos are your exes and your dog that died.

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How does world hunger exist when we can fry air?

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My birthday wish is for everyone to ignore my birthday.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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244 this month

Funny Quotes Total

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

The trash gets picked up tomorrow. Be ready.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has downloaded:

Gonna waterboard my houseplants so they know who’s the boss.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has copied:

I’m so old I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign, and we played tic-tac-toe on top of it.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has copied:

When someone is in a Christmas eve panic, I always find that “well, maybe you should have thought of that sooner” is a helpful phrase.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has copied:

I deal with my personal problems the same way I study for tests, I don’t.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has copied:

Cats must think we’re so weird for constantly harvesting their poop.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has bookmarked:

Took a good look at my finances. I won’t make that mistake again.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has viewed:

I’m an expert at having a really funny story to tell and then wording it so badly that it’s not even funny anymore.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has viewed:

I dare you to try and be more single than me.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has copied:

Sorry I didn’t respond to your message, I got stuck in a cloud while skydiving and lived for 72 days by drinking rain and eating birds that flew too close.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Messenger:

Masturbation is easy, but choosing a video is hard.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Once my school teacher lectured me for unacceptable behavior. That’s 30 mins of sleep I am never getting back

Broadcasted on Facebook:

I made coffee and carried it to the couch. I’ve done everything I had planned for this Sunday.

Just landed via Slack:

The bowling ball actually hangs out with the pins after work. There isn’t beef there.

Trending via YouTube:

Today, I’m wearing pink to raise awareness for people like me who forget to separate their red laundry from their whites.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Unless I say otherwise, I am always tired.

Seen just now on Slack:

Remember: The first step to recovery is addiction.

Making waves on Snapchat:

There are people on TV who are not ruined by fame, but who ruin fame.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I wonder if my bank account thinks about me and has panic attacks.

Making waves on Facebook:

Maybe if we sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.

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