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Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

I put the hot in psychotic.

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They should invent a situationship that turns into something beautiful.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has bookmarked:

If at first you don’t succeed, the internet will let you know immediately.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has viewed:

To be fair, a dumpster is like one of the safest places to have a fire.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren’t happy.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

Nature is fascinating. A dandelion makes it through concrete, while I get my head stuck in my sweater in the morning.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has copied:

We need an app where introverts can pay extroverts to make phone calls for them.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has shared:

You say “multitask” like it’s a good thing.

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In England “booster shot” is spelled “borchestershire shot”.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has bookmarked:

Me, literally climbing out of a dumpster: Can I give you some personal advice?

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80 years from now, this comment section will be full of dead people. Write anything you want.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Grateful to be living in the “Tetris when it’s going too fast and blocks are helplessly piling up” era of human history.

Making waves on Reddit:

Sex is cool and all, but have you ever tried obsessing over a mediocre person who’s just not that into you.

Just shared via TikTok:

Killing me softly with his schlong.

Trending via Instagram:

That’s me in the corner, that’s me using Microsoft Word, losing my revision.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Maybe Rome was built in a day. I wasn’t there.

Seen just now on Discord:

Internet strangers offer the best advice.

Making waves on Instagram:

Updating my resume. Anyone got a more professional word for “dumpster fire”?

Making waves on Facebook:

One day you’re young and fun, and the next you’re saying, “I wonder how old this tree is.”

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

They monitor me harder than Britney Spears around here.

Terrible things can happen if you go camping. For starters, you could want to go camping again.

7 days ago

Witty quote about camping mishaps and the irresistible urge to return outdoors.

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Ah, camping: where you exchange the comfort of your bed for the thrill of battling the elements with nothing but a flimsy tent and a bag of marshmallows. ⛺️🔥 Brace yourself for the inevitable post-camping blues, where you find yourself longing for bug bites, burnt s'mores, and the great outdoors… until you remember the lack of hot showers. Let's just say, camping may leave you questioning your own sanity, but hey, at least it

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Rescuing a cute dog and teaching it how to drive me home from the pub.

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When I was a kid, I thought cicadas were the sound sunshine makes when it’s real hot outside.

29 shares on YouTube this month:

Cake hits so much harder off a plastic fork.

71 shares on Instagram this month:

When this multivitamin kicks in I’m going to do so much success.

63 shares on Discord this month:

We do it every night. Annoy each other.

98 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I don’t need Halloween. I have strange characters around me all year round.

61 shares on Pinterest this month:

To cut the long story short, I have spent all my money.

48 shares on Reddit this month:

Milk teeth are wasted on children. A new set of teeth would be a lot more useful when you’re older.

27 shares on X this month:

A service where you bring a working printer to my house, I print the one thing I need, and you leave again until next year.

43 shares on Reddit this month:

If this meeting were any slower, it’d be a landscape painting.

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(lost in the labyrinth and I’m wearing a Fitbit) Nice, got my 10,000 steps.

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Crazy how every smart person recommends going for walks.

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Don’t blame the holidays, you were already overweight in August.

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“I” before “E,” except when your foreign neighbor Keith receives eight counterfeit beige sleighs from weird, feisty, caffeinated weightlifters.

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For Halloween, you should be mine.

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Last night my guardian angel came to me, covered me up, gave me a kiss on the forehead and whispered in my ear: “You’re a pain in the ass!”

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Living your life to the fullest does not have to involve selfies with bison.

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They’re bluffing when they say you can still get knocked off the nice list this late in the game. Santa’s been delivering gifts in Japan for hours by now; that list is locked. Do whatever you want.

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“Stop thinking about it.” Wow, thank you, I am cured. You should write a book.

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It’s so embarrassing when you make a silly face at a baby, and they do not care at all.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇫🇲 has downloaded:

Police officer: please step out of your vehicle. Me: after this song, hold on.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has copied:

When I’m on hold and the song ends, I always expect someone to pick up the phone.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has downloaded:

Today’s toddlers can switch on laptops and use apps. When I was little, I ate sand.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has copied:

If you’re a man and don’t feel well or are going through something tough, just remember no one cares.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has bookmarked:

A gender-neutral equivalent of ‘sugar daddy’ is glucose guardian.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has downloaded:

Best threesome: me, my bed and my pillow.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has copied:

Dear food, either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has downloaded:

Brainwashing is always considered terrible and horrible. But there are many brains that would benefit from a wash.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has copied:

Just paid my bills, so don’t ask me to come out. I’m at home getting my money’s worth.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has downloaded:

In the baking aisle, booing everyone buying imitation vanilla extract.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Pinterest:

Everybody in the grocery store is my enemy, and I will not be elaborating.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Migraine so bad you develop powers like superhuman hearing.

Making waves on Discord:

What if aliens watch our movies about aliens and then invade accordingly in hopes of fitting in with our culture?

Just landed via Pinterest:

Sucks how every girl I’m interested in is either taken or has good taste in men.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

It’s awkward touching hands with another man inside a popcorn bag, especially if you don’t know the man and he doesn’t know you’re eating his popcorn.

Making waves on Threads:

When you have intense chemistry with someone, everyone else feels so bleh.

Live now on Twitch:

Nobody is meaner to me than me. So take your shot.

Shared recently on Twitch:

At my age, “getting lucky” means walking into a room and remembering what you came in there for.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Gender and sexuality aside, I believe everyone just wants someone who wears short shorts and makes a lot of noise in bed.

Just landed via X:

Cowboy outfits should be called ranch dressing.

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