That was the last cup of coffee in my life. From tomorrow I’ll be drinking straight from the pot. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThat was the last cup of coffee in my life. From tomorrow I’ll be drinking straight from the pot. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’m at the age where drinking a cup of coffee now makes me feel like Popeye scarfing down a can of spinach. Half the world is mentally ill. The other half is to blame. I’m so old, I still drink my coffee at home in the morning. From a real cup. After I drink coffee, I show my empty cup to the IT guy and say that I have successfully installed Java. He hates me. Feeling lonely? Just glue a coffee cup to the roof of your car. Everyone will wave to you.