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Human interaction is a great way to learn all the new swear words your subconscious mind has come up with in the lab.

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Stop eating around the bush or whatever the saying is.

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As it turns out, the only way to avoid work stress is not going.

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Incredibly annoying that exercising, eating right, and drinking water can make you actually feel good.

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Career anxiety hitting at random hours of the day.

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Never lie to Indian girls. That red dot be recording everything.

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22 shares on Facebook this month:

“Don’t shoot your gun at the hurricane” the government says. I’ll do my own research, thanks.

37 shares on X this month:

Gonna eat birthday cake all day because it’s someone’s birthday out there, and we’re about to celebrate together, stranger.

20 shares on Threads this month:

Lego better be trying to cure child cancer with how much their shit cost.

66 shares on Discord this month:

Billionaires are so weird. What are you saving up for? Hell?

88 shares on YouTube this month:

Can we take a moment to celebrate the little ride we get in the pneumatic chair at the hair salon or barber when they pump it up or down?

82 shares on Slack this month:

Gutted to report that spending a day offline, touching grass with my friends, was phenomenal for my mental health.

36 shares on TikTok this month:

When the Beatles say, “Come together, right now, over me,” what was that about? Why did they say that?

18 shares on Snapchat this month:

Is it just my dad, or do all fathers watch videos on their phones with the volume full blast, with no concern for anyone else in the house?

83 shares on X this month:

The most romantic minds of our time are being subjected to situationships.

65 shares on Instagram this month:

Me, one week before the new year: Not to brag, but I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of the year.

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One big difference between men and women is that if a woman says “Smell this,” it usually smells nice.

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I don’t get involved in anyone’s business, let alone their drama. You should try it.

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Good morning to everyone except myself cause I wish I was still asleep.

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My Facebook friends are like my pen collection. I have 100 but only one writes.

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They’re selling me on Temu tomorrow.

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Single introverts be like, “If it’s meant to be, my future love will simply teleport into my living room.”

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My mayor is Muslim, my bagels are Jewish, my Dior is Christian.

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Go ahead and use that semi-colon; no one will know you’re doing it wrong.

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My comments on your home decor are not criticisms, they are deep concerns.

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“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI take a 30-minute poop right after clocking in.

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Spotted on Reddit:

Never understood when the movie rating says “May contain nudity.” Are there people on the ratings board who aren’t sure if they just saw someone naked?

Making waves on Reddit:

Stop asking me if I’m tired. Can’t I just be ugly?

Broadcasted on Slack:

I like to play this fun game while I clean out the fridge called what is this, how long has it been in here and how do I kill it?

Just landed via LinkedIn:

How long are you allowed to hide in the bathroom during family visits?

Breaking via Snapchat:

Why do boys never buy the Pro Max iPhones? I swear it’s only girls with big phones.

Spotted on Slack:

Sorry I’m late, I got here as soon as I wanted to.

Going viral on Facebook:

I wonder if people who spend all their time screaming on the internet know there are way more fun things to do.

Shared recently on Slack:

I’ve woken up yet again without an emotional support capybara.

Making waves on TikTok:

I don’t want to brag but I walked into a room and remembered why I walked in.

Just shared via YouTube:

They should go crazier with lab-grown meat. Invent some new animals or something. Mammoth burger.

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That was the last cup of coffee in my life. From tomorrow I’ll be drinking straight from the pot.

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Human interaction is a great way to learn all the new swear words your subconscious mind has come up with in the lab.

Stop eating around the bush or whatever the saying is.

As it turns out, the only way to avoid work stress is not going.

Incredibly annoying that exercising, eating right, and drinking water can make you actually feel good.

Career anxiety hitting at random hours of the day.

Never lie to Indian girls. That red dot be recording everything.

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