Home Funny Quotes That was the last cup of coffee in my life. From tomorrow I’ll be drinking straight from the pot.

That was the last cup of coffee in my life. From tomorrow I’ll be drinking straight from the pot.

3 months ago

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So long, civilized coffee cup! Hello, pot life! 😂☕️ Embrace the caffeine chaos with a touch of rebellion and a lot of refill convenience! 🤪🌟 #CoffeePotGoals

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