The 5 seconds in the morning, when I don’t yet know who I am, is the best time of the day. Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Ah, the blissful 5 seconds of morning amnesia – when you can pretend to be anyone you want before reality hits 🌅😂 Embrace the mystery and make the most of those fleeting moments of identity crisis!" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep. My favorite thing about summer is opening a window for 30 seconds so an insect that hasn’t been identified by science yet can fly into your home. I could be a morning person, if morning was sometime around noon. If i say “morning!” to you, it does not mean “good morning”, I am merely exclaiming in horror that it is morning. My morning routine includes 20 minutes of staring at the ceiling thinking about how tired I am and debating if I really need to live today.
