Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side. My legs for always supporting me. And my fingers because I can always count on them.
  • Signatures are so unserious, just “pinky promise” for adults. Write your name in a silly little way on this very important piece of paper so we that we can send you to jail if you do anything wrong.
  • You gotta be careful: don’t say a word to nobody about nothing anytime ever.
  • Podcasts are like babies, they’re too easy to create and not everyone should have one.
  • Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget.
  • Be careful when you follow the masses sometimes the M is silent.