The 5 seconds in the morning, when I don’t yet know who I am, is the best time of the day. Posted onNov 24, 2023May 6, 2024 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThe 5 seconds in the morning, when I don’t yet know who I am, is the best time of the day. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My favorite thing about summer is opening a window for 30 seconds so an insect that hasn’t been identified by science yet can fly into your home. I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep. I could be a morning person, if morning was sometime around noon. Dentists get rich by staring into your mouth for 30 seconds, playing sinking ships with their assistant, and then telling you to brush better. How dare this person in traffic hold me up for seconds on the way to a place that doesn’t require my immediate presence?
