Trendy Funny Quotes

  • It’s so funny when someone writes a song to try to get someone to have sex with them. That’s what a bird would do!
  • If stores want to accurately display clothes for people over 40, the mannequins should be laying on a couch.
  • When I tell a joke that doesn’t land, I follow up with a worse one to make my audience realize how good they had it with the first joke.
  • Couples who finish each other’s sentences have killed before and will kill again.
  • You are never too old to achieve your dreams. Prince Charles had to wait 73 years.
  • Parenting is yelling ‘you just had a snack!’ over and over until you give in and throw them another snack.