The amount I’m sighing these days could fuel a small wind farm.

The amount I’m sighing these days could fuel a small wind farm.

Commentary:
“Looks like you’ve got enough sigh power to light up the whole neighborhood! 💨💡 Better watch out for any sudden gusts of sarcasm coming your way! 😂”

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