The amount I’m sighing these days could fuel a small wind farm.

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I was very disappointed when I found out drinking alcohol doesn’t actually kill brain cells, I was hoping to join a political party one day.

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They say the best things take time. That’s why I’m always late.

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My wife has the worst taste in men.

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I get shy when my man stares at me for too long because what if he’s realizing I’m actually a lil ugly.

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It always takes me an hour to get ready. 45 minutes for doing nothing and 15 hectic minutes for the rest.

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Why do I gotta dress for success? Maybe success could be the one who puts a little more into this relationship.

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Have y’all tried calories? They’re so good.

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Nothing ruins my day quite like getting out of bed and dealing with people.

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Has anyone ever considered that Dr. Pepper could be a gynecologist?

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So I used to wonder about people that paid a fortune for those little bottles of Evian water, until I read it backwards.