The amount I’m sighing these days could fuel a small wind farm. Commentary:"Looks like you've got enough sigh power to light up the whole neighborhood! 💨💡 Better watch out for any sudden gusts of sarcasm coming your way! 😂" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 How is rent for 28 days the same amount as for 31 days? Where is my change? Fun fact: If Celine Dion sang only the vowels in her name, it would be the lyrics to Old McDonalds Farm. Not a gold digger, but the other night a woman told me her grandpa owns a Christmas tree farm. That shit had me rubbing my hands like a fly. Some days you feel like you’re surrounded by idiots, other days you realize it’s not just some days. If you bring an acoustic guitar to a bonfire, I’m going to assume it’s for fuel.
