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"Joining a group chat is like getting a ticket to a chaotic rollercoaster ride 🎢, but leaving two weeks later is like gracefully bowing out of a wild party before the cops show up 🚓. It's all about timing, my friends!"

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58 shares on Pinterest this month:

I thought the noise my husband’s stomach was making was never going to end last night until I realized it was a motorbike outside.

24 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The purpose of a meme is to disturb the humorless, and to humor the disturbed.

20 shares on Threads this month:

Little kid on the plane to Boston says “do they speak English there?” and his mom says “kinda!”

52 shares on Snapchat this month:

“Have AI summarize this email for you!” No thanks, I can read what the person actually said in the way they intended.

53 shares on Reddit this month:

You need a twins name suggestion? How about Kate and DupliKate?

62 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Why is experimental noise music always scary metallic noises and never fun sounds like people clapping and laughing and like bubbles and stuff?

50 shares on WeChat this month:

The question “how is work” really pisses me off. Work is work, bro, I don’t know what else you want me to say.

58 shares on Slack this month:

Do you ever cycle through the same 4 apps on your phone over and over again, and feel like a tiger pacing its cage at the zoo?

50 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Still can’t believe America has a federal holiday to celebrate the hit movie Independence Day.

62 shares on X this month:

Imagine hating me while I’m just over here being lazy and minding my own business.

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I don’t think I’m allowed to be in public for over an hour.

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Passive income? Brothers, I need massive income.

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The day I start waking up early it’s over for you all.

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Concert tickets should be 75% off if the artist is really super special to you.

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I really thought impromptu dance-offs were going to be more common.

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If you scroll Twitter long enough, you too can burn calories by shaking your head.

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I would do anything for a job, except write a cover letter.

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I wish I could put an AirTag on my sanity.

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I like how people say “travel safely” like I’m the one flying the plane.

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Rich people go to parties. It’s what they do, and somehow we must all watch videos of it.

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I’ve arrived like the sun: blinding, necessary, and impossible to ignore.

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Practicing how I’m gonna explain to the aliens that baseline and Vaseline do not sound the same.

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Camping: When you spend a small fortune to live like somebody poor.

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Accidentally became important at work and it’s ruining my life.

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If you can’t look back at your younger self and realize that you were an idiot, you are probably still an idiot.

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I suck at charging my phone, 21 percent charged, and I’m taking it off so I can lay the other way.

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Can anyone recommend some good behaviors for someone who just started behaving?

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“Can’t wait till I get older” was the dumbest thing I ever said.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

Gonna tell my dentist that if I’m late, he should start without me.

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If your girlfriend doesn’t go a little psycho on you from time to time, then she’s not in love with you, sweetie.

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The best part about getting added to a group chat is leaving two weeks later.

If someone leaves your life, it’s often because the actor playing them is getting cancelled in the real world.

Technically, all restaurants are drive-thru, it just depends how committed to the task you are.

I will never give another woman my heart until I see how she acts when a bee flies at her.

As long as I can dip something in something, I’m happy.

You’ll be having a good day and then someone your age says they’re buying a house.

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The best part about getting added to a group chat is leaving two weeks later.

Keep the laugh going 😂

If someone leaves your life, it’s often because the actor playing them is getting cancelled in the real world.

Technically, all restaurants are drive-thru, it just depends how committed to the task you are.

I will never give another woman my heart until I see how she acts when a bee flies at her.

A DM? Flirt on the timeline like a real man.

As long as I can dip something in something, I’m happy.

You’ll be having a good day and then someone your age says they’re buying a house.

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