The concept of warding off vampires with crosses is so interesting to me. I wonder if it applies to any other religion or if they’re allergic to just Catholicism.

The concept of warding off vampires with crosses is so interesting to me. I wonder if it applies to any other religion or if they're allergic to just Catholicism.

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Haha, it’s like vampires have some serious beef with Catholics and their holy accessories! Maybe they break out in hives at the sight of a menorah or sneeze uncontrollably near a crescent moon 🧛‍♂️🧛‍♀️🧷🔯🌙 Just imagine a vampire fleeing in terror from a bunch of garlic-infused mugs at a Hindu temple 😂🧄🕉️ Just another day

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