The cool side of the pillow just stole my boyfriend. Funny Quotes October 5, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThe cool side of the pillow just stole my boyfriend. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I hate it when my pillow is not pillowing like it should. You have one job. Be a pillow man. You are pillow. Act like one! I just finally discovered what’s wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left. I can’t believe she picked her husband, her boyfriend and her other boyfriend over me. Shout out to Yamaha for being like, “Here’s a cool motorcycle. Also, here’s a cool piano.” To the person who stole my place in the queue. I’m after you now.