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Did you guys hear about the “internet”? Apparently, you can say literally anything there.

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Dear unsuccessful applicant, we ultimately decided to split the role between existing staff without paying any of them extra.

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Group projects in school weren’t meant to teach you teamwork, they were meant to teach you how to deal with the incompetence of your coworkers in the workplace.

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No Botox. I need to furrow my brow when people say dumb things.

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The price of groceries has gotten me thinking about what acorns taste like.

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Technically, all the money I have ever spent on food has been flushed down the toilet.

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Oh, you’re in a situationship? Are you the one with commitment issues or the one with low self-worth?

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Shaking my head like an Etch a Sketch to get my thoughts right.

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I wish I could invoice people for wasting my time.

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Yesterday, I went to the grocery store, and I managed to come home without any junk food. Now, I’m mad that we don’t have any junk food.