Trendy Funny Quotes

  • DUI stands for: don’t Uber, I got this.
  • I hate commas. It’s not my job to tell you when you breathe. Work it out, you’re a grown adult.
  • The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one-night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen.
  • My superpower is to make anyone I wanna make comfortable feel uncomfortable.
  • Shoutout to the friends that still like me. All two of you.
  • I hate when people are like “you are so nice”. I’m ugly, I have no other choice.