The cool thing about being a procrastinator is, really bad ideas also don’t ever make it off the ground.

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Don’t ask me ‘how are you?’ unless you’re willing to sign an NDA.

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I’ve got to start taking better care of myself. Tomorrow I’ll walk to the liquor store.

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Due to rising prices, Dollar Tree is changing their name to ‘Tree Fiddy’.

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This Monday has Monday written all over it.

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Seems like being an asshole is a full-time job for some.

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My recliner and I go way back.

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Perhaps moths don’t seek the light, but are simply fleeing the darkness.