The cool thing about being a procrastinator is, really bad ideas also don’t ever make it off the ground.

The cool thing about being a procrastinator is, really bad ideas also don’t ever make it off the ground.

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Isn’t it just fabulous being a procrastinator? 🕰️💡 Those terrible ideas never stand a chance, they’re too busy chilling on the back burner! 🤣 #ProcrastinationWin

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