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"The end of Twitter is like a never-ending journey to Mordor… Did Tolkien forget to include this in 'The Return of the King'? 🤔🧙‍♂️✨ #TwitterQuest"

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78 shares on Threads this month:

The feminine urge to open a coffee shop that’s also a library, a bakery, and a flower shop.

85 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I try to find the good in every situation. Wait, no – that was a typo. Food. I try to find the food in every situation.

95 shares on Facebook this month:

Traded my Fitbit in for a Sitbit.

57 shares on Twitch this month:

No one warned me that being an adult was mostly just hurrying up to get somewhere you don’t want to go in the first place.

93 shares on WeChat this month:

Bears and worms have almost nothing in common. But gummy bears and gummy worms? Very similar.

18 shares on Telegram this month:

Having a loose stool means two completely different things depending on if you are a nurse or a bartender.

11 shares on Discord this month:

That awkward moment between birth and death.

86 shares on Twitch this month:

Your suitcase just texted. It’s getting bored.

50 shares on Telegram this month:

I wouldn’t walk 500 miles, and then walk 500 more.

49 shares on Snapchat this month:

If i say “morning!” to you, it does not mean “good morning”, I am merely exclaiming in horror that it is morning.

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Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

It’s scary when an attractive person is attracted to you, omg.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has copied:

My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has viewed:

Most of my shoulder workout comes from shrugging when people ask me questions.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has downloaded:

I still can’t believe they named a company GoDaddy.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

“I’m doing better than my parents at my age. They had, like, no followers.”

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The people who upload old movies to the internet are holding society together.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has viewed:

Ever since I began sharing dad jokes, my followers have doubled in sighs.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has viewed:

That stupid look on my face is my face.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has shared:

Sorry to interrupt your scrolling, but I hope life gets better for you.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has copied:

When someone dies people say “he’s going to meet his Maker”. No he’s not. God doesn’t mingle with the staff.

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Making waves on WhatsApp:

People on Facebook be like “can anyone tell me about a thing I can easily Google myself?”

Broadcasted on Slack:

Live, laugh, lie to the doctor about how many drinks you have per week.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

When I worked as a restaurant critic, I wrote under a nom nom nom de plume.

Just shared via Reddit:

Just got hired at Five Guys as the guy who punches the burger before they put it in the bag.

Just landed via Facebook:

The highlight of my weekends is slipping into something more comfortable and putting my feet up.

Trending via Reddit:

I like how the Tooth Fairy got the job, and then subbed it out to everyone’s parents. That’s called “business savvy.”

Spotted on Threads:

Sometimes I delay my haircut intentionally to look rugged just to make that glow-up more iconic.

Just landed via Facebook:

You don’t use a semicolons correctly; you use a semicolon confidently.

Shared recently on Messenger:

My biggest motivation for getting out of bed in the morning is knowing that I’ll eventually be able to get back in it.

Going viral on Instagram:

I’m bad at being sad. Three mins later, I’m making jokes about my situation.

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The end of Twitter is taking forever. Did Tolkien write this?

Panda bears are proof that it’s okay to be kind of an idiot as long as you’re super adorable.

Sisters are so important. How else would my mom find out all the stuff I didn’t want her to know.

I made soup while whispering “He was never mine,” like it’s 1893, and I just lost my beloved to a duel.

There should be a withering shamrock emoji so that people can express misfortune or Irish grief.

We have now entered the void (25th December to 31st December).

I have decided to purchase the grocery store because it is now cheaper than the groceries inside it.

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The end of Twitter is taking forever. Did Tolkien write this?

Keep the laugh going 😂

Panda bears are proof that it’s okay to be kind of an idiot as long as you’re super adorable.

Sisters are so important. How else would my mom find out all the stuff I didn’t want her to know.

I made soup while whispering “He was never mine,” like it’s 1893, and I just lost my beloved to a duel.

There should be a withering shamrock emoji so that people can express misfortune or Irish grief.

We have now entered the void (25th December to 31st December).

I have decided to purchase the grocery store because it is now cheaper than the groceries inside it.

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