The eyes are the windows to the soul. A mustache is the front garden, and the mouth is that big pothole the council should do something about. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThe eyes are the windows to the soul. A mustache is the front garden, and the mouth is that big pothole the council should do something about. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Time travel is all well and good, but I feel so stupid right now. None of them have the mustache. No way to tell which baby is Hitler. My wallet is empty, just like my soul. Whenever I’m willing to sell my soul, there’s usually food involved. There is nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul, even if it’s cold, over ice, with a celery stalk and vodka. Just washed my windows and not a single bloke came out and said ‘You can do mine next!’ This used to be a real country.
