The eyes are the windows to the soul. A mustache is the front garden, and the mouth is that big pothole the council should do something about.

The eyes are the windows to the soul. A mustache is the front garden, and the mouth is that big pothole the council should do something about.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eyes shining bright like glittering windows to the soul 💫… but oh my! That robust mustache proclaiming 'welcome to the front garden' 🌳… and that big pothole of a mouth crying out for some city council intervention 🚧! A charming mix of character traits indeed! 😄"

Trending Funny Quotes 👇

  • “Hope this email finds you doing well!” The email found me, therefore I am unwell.
  • Why do birds love going apeshit first thing in the morning?
  • I’m “I can’t sit like that for too long” years old.
  • Don’t forget to whine and complain about Monday today.
  • That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, knock over a lamp, and land on the floor.
  • I think we all know who to blame for the generation of parents who put too many Ys in their kids’ names. Lynyrd Skynyrd.