Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- Time travel is all well and good, but I feel so stupid right now. None of them have the mustache. No way to tell which baby is Hitler.
- My wallet is empty, just like my soul.
- Whenever I’m willing to sell my soul, there’s usually food involved.
- There is nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul, even if it’s cold, over ice, with a celery stalk and vodka.
- Just washed my windows and not a single bloke came out and said ‘You can do mine next!’ This used to be a real country.
