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Tested positive for being single af

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German couples probably have less arguments because there’s an exact word for, “I’m fine, just annoyed you forgot the milk again”.

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You’re confusing me with someone who cares what you think of me.

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A perfect metaphor for my life would be “Someone trying to stand up in a hammock.”

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I can’t work under these festive conditions.

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If at first you don’t succeed, the internet will let you know immediately.

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To quote Hamlet Act III, Scene III, Line 92 “No.”

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Blocking someone isn’t enough; I need their PornHub videos to always buffer, just as they’re about to climax.

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Me leaving the house: I hope I don’t see anyone.

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I hate when people ask me what I meant by something. Listen, I have no idea. I’m as confused here as you are. We’re both learning what I’m about to say at the exact same time.