Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- The same mosquito kept biting me last night. It probably thought it was at a wine tasting.
- I followed a diet but it didn’t follow me back, so I unfollowed it.
- Diet hack: Spend your money filling up your gas tank so you won’t have money for groceries.
- I’ve been following this strict diet all week and so far all I’ve lost is my patience.
- You can always tell when someone is on a diet by how they scrape every last bit from that yogurt container.
