Trendy Funny Quotes

  • You’re so productive for your wage.
  • Being a dog must be wild, everyone you meet is your masseuse.
  • I’m so lazy that I get jealous when it’s bedtime in other countries.
  • *Googles: How to fake your own death and erase existence before 9am Monday morning.
  • Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.
  • That pen in the junk drawer that hasn’t been used in four years picked today to have an attitude.