Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Love is in the air fryer.
  • When I take a walk, I bring dog treats and people treats. I almost never mix them up.
  • Banana boats are powered by bananas. Everyone knows this.
  • Got a new high score on my bathroom scale.
  • I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
  • I’m not gaining weight, I’m retaining candy.