The last time I said I wanted to try missionary, she sent me to a remote village in Africa. Funny Quotes September 30, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThe last time I said I wanted to try missionary, she sent me to a remote village in Africa. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The police sent me a photo radar ticket so I sent them a photo of a hundred dollars, so I guess we’re even. My apologies to your congregation. I totally misunderstood when you asked for missionary volunteers. Village life is when you send two kids out to play and six kids come back hungry. Slapping the TV remote on your knee extends the battery life. It’s science. I didn’t buy that thing I wanted but didn’t need, so I celebrated by buying a different thing I wanted but didn’t need.
