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AI is that friend who is always there for you but gives terrible advice.

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I’m going to bed, everyone. Try to keep it down.

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Stop asking a clown why he keeps acting like a clown, ask yourself why you keep going to the circus.

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Overheard the most hilarious conversation on my morning commute, then realized it was just me talking to myself in my car.

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The worst thing you can do while cleaning is sit down for a minute.

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You give a man your heart and he’s gonna put it under another girl’s picture.

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Breaking news: Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake.

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I drive like I’m immortal.

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For whom the Fetty Waps.

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They’re putting me through the penny flattening machine at the zoo.

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Have a good weekend, unless you have other plans.

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Forgetting how to clean the dishes and shooting them with a gun.

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Millennials aren’t having kids because no one’s made lo-fi hip-hop beats to yell at your kids to.

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“We’re the only species that drinks milk after infancy, dairy is bad for you!” We’re also the only species that drinks peach mango pineapple spirulina kale smoothies, Karen. Let me eat my cheese in peace.

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The main problem is that far too many people have far too easy access to podcast equipment.

Why do fruit flies be everywhere but at the supermarket? Ain’t that like their Golden Corral?

Just once I’d like my dog to give me a treat.

After Michael Jordan joined a religious order, he was known as Air Friar.

Why would a needle be in a haystack, anyway?

Screen time on your computer feels like healthy screen time, screen time on your phone feels like evil screen time.

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I am convinced that at least half of you are bots.

Microwaves have zero chill. We get it, time is up. Calm down.

Me: I’ve always wanted to stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes. Interviewer: I meant more like “professional goals”.

Ten million people accused me of exaggerating today.

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

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Not to brag, but my date returned after using the restroom.

My five-year plan is to just see what happens.

Normalize having a threatening aura, but really just being a sweetheart.

Enjoying the consequences of my actions.

My talents include sneaking out of work early on a Friday.

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The umbrella was going to be called brella, but the inventor hesitated.

My day starts backwards, I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake.

Got banned from the sauna at my gym for saying “steam me up, Scotty” a few too many times.

I would be very interested to hear from someone who is ILLEGALLY blind.

Is it fall yet? I really can’t suck my stomach in much longer.

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Attempted to exercise this morning. Didn’t work out.

Holding this fart in feels like I’m pregnant with a dinosaur.

The more I parent the more convinced I am that the ears on toddlers are purely for decoration.

My mind is like my web browser. 19 tabs are open, 3 are frozen and I have no idea where the music is coming from.

I need a button in Zoom meetings where it just freezes my screen and makes it look like I’m having network issues.

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