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The more I parent the more convinced I am that the ears on toddlers are purely for decoration.

The more I parent the more convinced I am that the ears on toddlers are purely for decoration.

Commentary:
"Parenting revelation: Toddler ears = cuteness overload 🙉🤣 Who knew they were just adorable accessories and not for listening to us adults? 🧒👂 #ToddlerLogic"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged am, child, decoration, ears, humor, i, parent, parenting, parenting struggles, struggles, toddler on Jan 22, 2025 by slickboy.

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