The more I parent the more convinced I am that the ears on toddlers are purely for decoration. Funny Quotes November 19, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThe more I parent the more convinced I am that the ears on toddlers are purely for decoration. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 “Turn down for what?” My ears, fella. My ears. Toddlers be like, we can do this the hard way or the harder way. Toddlers: I’ve licked everything so everything is mine now. Toddlers will take your last nerve, deep fry it and eat it for breakfast. I’ve folded seven page corners of the book I’m reading. That’s 49 in dog ears.