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I’ll be honest. I can’t solve your problems. What I can do is create new, bigger problems that will make your current problems seem quaint by comparison.

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Normalize throwing lamps at people who need to lighten up.

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Used dark mode so much that I became physically repulsed when I see a white screen.

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Everyone hates on Gollum but he had the right idea: become a hermit, collect jewels, swim naked in lakes and pools, occasionally hiss at people who try to make you go places.

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I will never sell out my integrity unless I am offered something for it.

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You get to choose which path you take. I see some of you have chosen the psychopath.

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Can’t wait to put up holiday lights so life can be equally crappy but festively so.

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Christmas combines two things I love the most, getting fat and lying to children.

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I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

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I hope “be the light you want to see in the world” doesn’t refer to Molotov Cocktails.