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When people say, “Stop living in the past,” my thought in turn is, “But the music was so much better then!”

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It’s so funny that people directly compare Dune and Furiosa when all that they have in common is that there’s sand.

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Just in case you don’t know, it’s “piqued” your interest, not “peaked”.

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Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they are dead.

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Went to the gym two days in a row. This is a fitness account now.

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Spotify Wrapped has a special talent for pulling up an artist I’ve literally never heard of and telling me I actually listen to them 2,000 times per day.

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That moment of panic when they invite you inside at the start of the birthday party you thought was a drop off.

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The most disturbing thing about waking up at 4 a.m. is realizing some people do this on purpose so they can exercise.

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True romantics have made peace with the possibility of lifelong solitude.

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Every night, millions of teeth go unbrushed.

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I drink my coffee black because I like to save my calories for alcohol.

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I call my smoke detector Gordon Ramsay, because every time I cook it screams at me.

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I modeled my morning routine on the humble rooster. Wake up, scream, wander around.

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Sometimes my body needs to be punished by Taco Bell.

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The purpose of life is to go insane sooner or later.

Fifty shades of I miss you.

Sharks are orcs, dolphins are elves.

Our parents are going to be shocked when they find out that most of us are serious about not getting married.

The only career advice I have is make every decision that moves you closer to not having to be on LinkedIn.

I know life can be tough, but you still gotta wear deodorant.

Screen time on your computer feels like healthy screen time, screen time on your phone feels like evil screen time.

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Television is better for you than phone. It is like vaping vs smoking.

Gonna vibe recklessly and call it “character development”

We went out on a boat to see whales and the crew encouraged us to clap and cheer for the whales and boo at the regular fish.

His hands wouldn’t stop talking to me, your honor.

You’d think the heat and humidity would steam some of the wrinkles out of my body.

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Sorry, I would love to, but I just made a bunch of rules for myself, and I’m actually not allowed to do that.

Yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever taken an afternoon nap on the couch?

I’d probably be a very chill werewolf, even during a full moon.

Either the tables are going to turn, or I’m going to flip them.

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“Would you like to check your account balance?” God no. My balance is none of my business.

Girls are happier when their dress has pockets, it’s science.

I wanna be 14 again and ruin my life differently. I have some new ideas.

The person who invented autocorrect should burn in hello.

I’m in my thirties, but I still feel like I am in my twenties; then I hang out with people in their twenties, and I’m like nope, definitely in my thirties.

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Tomorrow isn’t promised, we need to flirt today.

God: “I told you to love thy neighbor – not start trade wars with them.”

The worst part about being in your 40s is the 10 years of listening to people say, “Wait till you’re 50.”

I would reset the clock on your microwave for you.

Babysitting a pair of twin babies right now and feeding them saying “here comes the airplane”. I don’t know, just feels weird.

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