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My cat, who has no job and pays no rent, is apparently unhappy with his fancy new cat food, and I, for some reason, am currently on my way back to the store to rectify the matter.

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The ways printers are like kids: Need feeding, are noisy and can’t function when offline.

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Naps are like gambling for the tired. You either wake up refreshed or too late to lots of angry texts.

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If you’ve seen one shopping centre, you’ve seen a mall.

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A treadmill minute is four times as long as a sleep minute.

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Just googled “insanity” over and over but was expecting different results.

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When you said “let’s circle back to that in the new year” and now it’s the new year.

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I’m glad cars were invented. Imagine riding a horse at 3am coming back from the club.

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I learn from the mistakes of people who took my advice.

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We all just kind of accept it as normal that we have a meat tentacle living inside of our mouth.