Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Me and the fellas making welcome gift baskets for the aliens.
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  • I can now tell the hour of the day by which part of my body needs a heating pad.
  • I try to contain my craziness, but the lid keeps popping off.
  • My favorite color is money.
  • Camping: When you spend a small fortune to live like somebody poor.