The question of whether an employer values its employees is sometimes answered by the toilet paper.

The question of whether an employer values its employees is sometimes answered by the toilet paper.

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โ€œAh, the age-old litmus test for employee appreciation โ€“ the humble toilet paper! ๐Ÿšฝ๐Ÿ’ธ If you find yourself unravelling single-ply sandpaper in the workplace restroom, it might be time to update your resume pronto! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ“ Remember folks, happy employees = soft, plush TP! ๐ŸŒŸ๐Ÿงป #EmployerAppreciationโ€

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