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"Ah, the age-old litmus test for employee appreciation – the humble toilet paper! 🚽💸 If you find yourself unravelling single-ply sandpaper in the workplace restroom, it might be time to update your resume pronto! 😂📝 Remember folks, happy employees = soft, plush TP! 🌟🧻 #EmployerAppreciation"

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Sending messages is easy. Living with them forever is the hard part.

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Applying for jobs feels like auditioning to be enthusiastic about a blind date you haven’t even met yet.

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I don’t mean to disrupt the hotel industry, but how about checkout is 24 hours after you check in?

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Whatever doesn’t kill you is probably still trying.

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I’m so embarrassed by the paragraphs I used to send expressing my feelings.

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My self-care routine is mostly just going to Mexican restaurants.

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It should be socially acceptable to just face the wall at a party when you need a break from talking.

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So, if I take out a reverse mortgage on my house does that mean I’ll own a bank after 30 years?

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Forget about “long story short”… I’m gonna start saying “short story long,” and take you on a journey you didn’t ask for.

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Nothing makes you regret an outfit choice faster than when you see teens looking at you and whispering.

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Your 20s are for lusting after furniture you can’t afford actually.

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It’s almost bed time, so I’ll just check my e-mail, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and watch a season of my favorite show on Netflix real quick.

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Bruce Lee had a faster older brother named Sudden Lee.

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What’s a polite way to tell someone you hope they get mauled by a bear?

Future generations will never have to live in unprecedented times, because we’re precedenting the Hell out of everything right now.

Don’t wait for later to eat the cake. Do it now, before another mammal of your household finds it.

Being on a diet isn’t so bad if you don’t follow it.

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Life is so exciting. I was in my bedroom and now I’m in the living room. Who knows where I’ll go next.

I lost my job at NASA Mission Control today. I misheard when they said, “It’s lunch time.”

Edging my house plants by putting them next to the window when it rains.

Reverse cowgirl, so we can both address the elephant in the room.

Entered this world crying, and honestly, not much has changed.

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Call me constipated the way I don’t give a shit.

I didn’t forget about you; my algorithm did.

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The shitshow must go on.

Your coworker is not hot; they’re just within 10 feet of you 40 hours a week.

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Sometimes I rock it as a parent, other times I drop my phone on my sleeping child while taking a picture of it. It’s called balance.

Wake me when AI does housework.

“You like talking to yourself?” God forbid I seek advice from an expert.

Name something cuter than a baby in a bucket hat on the beach.

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Welcome to downtown where the crosswalk signals are merely suggestions and you hope the puddles are water.

Don’t ring my doorbell unless you’re accompanied by a camera crew and holding balloons and a big check.

I need to hire someone to just constantly slap food out of my hand.

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