Trending Funny Quotes 👇

  • Prime numbers are so cunty. Like okay, diva — only divisible by yourself?
  • “I’m sure it’ll turn up” – Translation: I’m bored of helping you look.
  • Adulting is when you realize that all you need is a home, stable income and a peaceful partner.
  • If you like Christmas so much, why don’t you merry it?
  • I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
  • I don’t want to brag but I found a recipe online, and then within three weeks not only made the recipe, but closed the tab on my browser.