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Someone from 🇵🇹 has shared:

Every time I want to use a big word that I just know the meaning of, I Google it first, just in case.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has shared:

Does running actually get easier if you do it a lot, or is it that you just get more masochistic?

Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

Wow, you did such a great job clicking in your little spreadsheets today. Super proud of you.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

Betrayal is when you’re holding a baby, and they put their arms out for someone else.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has shared:

So I just keep making dinner? Every night of my life? For forever?

Someone from 🇮🇸 has bookmarked:

My sex face is the same as my first pee in three hours face.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has bookmarked:

Love those deep burps that instantly make me feel like I lost 10 lbs.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has bookmarked:

Alexa, take responsibility for my actions.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has bookmarked:

If you like constant interruptions when you’re trying to get something done, then parenting might be for you.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has bookmarked:

We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it’s fun to not be able to open that drawer.

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I’m looking forward to tomorrow. It’ll be much like today, but different enough to confuse me.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Shazam, but for whatever the hell goes on in the apartment upstairs.

Shared recently on Slack:

My favorite thing to do at the gym is stay home and eat a piece of cake.

Trending via Snapchat:

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.

Just landed via Slack:

A person that weights 200 pounds on Earth weighs 76 pounds on Mars. So I’m not overweight, I’m on the wrong planet.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

It’s not that I want more shoes, it’s just that they keep making them in my size.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Super excited to not contribute anything worthwhile today.

Live now on Discord:

That awkward moment when everything is going so perfectly… and then you wake up.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Being a girl must be so easy. All you do is cry all day and text 10 different guys.

Shared recently on Twitch:

A penguin is a bird the way a hot dog is a sandwich.

The season is back when women are 80% scarf.

Witty quote about seasonal fashion, highlighting women’s love for scarves in a humorous way.
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Commentary:
Looks like it's that time of year again when women transform into stylish scarves with just a hint of human underneath. 🧣💁‍♀️ Who needs clothes when you can just wrap yourself up in scarves for all occasions, right? Stay toasty and fabulous, ladies! 💃 #ScarfSeasonFashionistas

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57 shares on Facebook this month:

If you ever get attacked by a shark, just be a good sport about it and let it eat you. Hey, look on the bright side: It’s a rare occurrence, so you’re special.

69 shares on YouTube this month:

Might quit my job to focus on actually putting away my laundry.

11 shares on Reddit this month:

Monday: The only day when you can wear the same outfit from the day before without anyone noticing.

84 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Aren’t you a little old to be a bully?

24 shares on YouTube this month:

I love when my husband says, “correct me if I’m wrong,” like I would pass up that opportunity.

75 shares on Reddit this month:

Is my life this bad because I didn’t forward that email to 15 people back in 2007?

58 shares on YouTube this month:

I love dogs with human names because you get to say things like Bob pooped on the rug again.

97 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Some hoodies don’t hoodie the way other hoodies hoodie.

28 shares on WeChat this month:

I really think tossing and turning at night should be counted as exercise.

84 shares on Instagram this month:

Are you my appendix? Cause you seem kind of useless to me.

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My cat’s in a bad mood, despite eating and sleeping all day.

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If I was pregnant and people asked when I was due, I would say “What do you mean?”

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When I get filthy rich, I will stay humble by continuing to use grocery bags as bathroom trash bags.

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Two things I learned yesterday: I’m not too old to sit in a beanbag chair, but I’m too old to get out of one.

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Have I made bad decisions when I was drunk? Sure. But have the sober ones been any better? Not really.

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I have nothing in common with people who “forget to eat”.

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I’m that person who will restart a song because I got distracted and wasn’t appreciating it enough.

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I don’t hold grudges. I just remember facts very aggressively.

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Dogs are like chicken nuggets; every time I see one, I want it.

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They should invent a Twitter where the timeline doesn’t refresh against your will.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇱 has viewed:

A man messaged me on Insta and said, “You are not looking bad.” This might be the one, y’all.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has viewed:

Only after moving in together do you realize your girlfriend’s little quirks. Mine, for example, stores vegetables in the beer compartment.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has downloaded:

Google AI is awesome because it kills the planet and doesn’t work.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

Folks, please have more respect for people with glasses. Because they pay money to see you.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has copied:

Welcome to adulthood. The weekend is your only time to catch up on everything, but also your only time to do absolutely nothing.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has viewed:

He took my last fry, your honor.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has viewed:

I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror this morning, so I guess once again my personality will be doing all the work today.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has copied:

“Hope this email finds you doing well!” The email found me, therefore I am unwell.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has downloaded:

There’s a word in modern Hungarian slang, egérmozi, which describes watching films (or shows) on your phone. It means “mouse cinema”.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has downloaded:

The person who invented autocorrect should burn in hello.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Pinterest:

I need a button in Zoom meetings where it just freezes my screen and makes it look like I’m having network issues.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Nobody seems more shocked, disappointed and dismayed than the person behind the post office counter when I arrive and say I’ve got something to post.

Breaking via WeChat:

The easiest way to bundle your home and auto insurance is to live in your car.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Work can be tiring at times, and you might feel like quitting. But remember those plane tickets.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

“She’s so self-centered”—who’s supposed to be the center of my life? You?

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Shaking my head like an Etch a Sketch to get my thoughts right.

Just shared via WeChat:

Something very chic about crying while driving… have to keep it a little classy so you don’t crash… other drivers unaware a diva is down in the next lane over…

Seen just now on Slack:

Pouring an ice-cold glass of anxiety.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Husband said he only wants to allow our kids to watch Looney Tunes and nothing else because of the “moral lessons”.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I wish my doctor would put down a little treat to distract me like my vet does for my dog.

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