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I’m really hoping money falls from the sky this week, or else I’m doomed.

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“It could be drugs,” I tell myself as I buy more books.

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There’s nothing I hate more than a failed nap attempt.

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Ever read a post multiple times, still tilt your head and whisper, “What?!”

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Going to a concert with a tomato in each hand just to make the band nervous.

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โ€œThis would be better if there was cakeโ€ really does ring true in any situation.

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Spotify Wrapped, but for all your bad decisions this year.

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Would have started saving money in kindergarten if I knew my life was like this.

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A garlic a day keeps the doctor away.

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The season is back when women are 80% scarf.

The season is back when women are 80% scarf.

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It doesnโ€™t matter how bizarre your situation is. Somebody on Reddit already been there, done that.

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They should invent a January that doesnโ€™t drain your will to live.

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Do you also have teenagers whose styling motto is: freeze to death for coolness?

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You can’t fix stupid, but you can watch it in action on Facebook every day.

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You want me to sit in the back seat? The thing that killed JFK?

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Some people spend a fortune so they can circle the world. I drink some beer and the world circles around me.

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I told ChatGPT about us.

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Super excited about a brand new week of faking it.

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Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

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Nothing prepares you for the day you wake up and realize you have a favorite cardigan.