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Deciding if I should heal or just give up and go completely insane.

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Welcome to your 40s: it’s Saturday night so you know what that means, absolutely nothing, go to bed.

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“Can my boyfriend come?” Will he contribute to our conversation, at least one question?

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Sex is like my hair. I didn’t have any yesterday. I didn’t have any today. And unless something drastically changes, I won’t have any tomorrow.

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Can someone come over and take this phone away from me?

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If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks. It cost me an arm and a leg!

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I’m sorry I said “I look forward to working with you” during our wedding vows.

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Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up, we had to manually roll up our car windows.

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The cool side of the pillow just stole my boyfriend.

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I’m getting targeted ads about chin fat and I’m offended by the relevance.