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When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they’re not it.

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Getting a boner because the Lego instructions are telling me what to do.

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I get it, credit cards, I’ve reached my limit too.

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3 friends is enough. 1 for the movie theater, 1 for drinks and apps, 1 for texting concerning mental health information.

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People in 1999 were using the Internet as an escape from reality. People today are using reality as an escape from the Internet.

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Halloween pumpkins look even scarier if you just use the ones from last year.

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Seeing a grown man stumble when the train moves is disgusting. How will you provide for anyone?

57 shares on WhatsApp this month:

In Hell, “Cotton Eye Joe” plays on an eternal loop. The heat and fire are actually pleasant compared to that.

24 shares on YouTube this month:

Male birth control is free, and it’s called wearing Crocs with socks.

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Sorry, can’t go out tonight. My bed told me it needs me, and I can’t let it down.

82 shares on Threads this month:

It’s so beautiful to see people just give up at work this time of year. I’m getting emails that do not include any complete sentences.

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The only thing that could heal me is a memory loss.

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You can talk about any topic for 30 mins if you’re a confident liar.

93 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Nothing makes you regret an outfit choice faster than when you see teens looking at you and whispering.

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Wake me when AI does housework.

18 shares on Facebook this month:

Just thinking how many animals we had to ride on before we realized horses were ok with it.

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The only thing I gained this year is weight.

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Rappers be making you feel guilty for no reason at all: “You was in the house eating dinner while I was in the streets hungry”. Like my fault, bro.

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Every marriage has a personality hire, and then someone who knows how insurance works.

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You can’t hurt my feelings, I used to bring my dad the wrong tools.

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I love unfollowing people. You have displeased me for the last time. Leave my sight.

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Vanilla perfumes are so nice. It’s like walking into a bakery but you are the bakery.

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Vatican City should be called Popenhagen.

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Two people had sex and now I’m fighting for my life everyday.

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Please try to schedule meetings around my need for attention.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here talking baby talk to my plants.

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If we hadn’t made them extinct, instead of Kung Fu Panda we could have had Tae Kwon Dodo.

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Before they perfected the Q-tip, you have to wonder what kinds of horrific things went wrong with tips A-P.

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Are you in love with me yet or do I have to post another Spotify link?

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Don’t let anyone tell you, you can’t do something. Show them you can’t.

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Men be like, “That’s my dream girl,” then ruin her perspective of love forever.

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Every McDonald’s should have a flag they fly at half mast when the ice cream machine is down.

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Unfortunately, a great many problems in life can be solved by just being hotter.

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I don’t assume anything except the fetal position.

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Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean that it ain’t gonna be a hell of a lot of fun.

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Please stop adding touchscreens to cars. Most of these idiots can barely drive as it is.

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The way some people hold their cell phone to make a call, I always think they’re trying to take a bite out of a sandwich.

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When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they’re not it.

Getting a boner because the Lego instructions are telling me what to do.

I get it, credit cards, I’ve reached my limit too.

3 friends is enough. 1 for the movie theater, 1 for drinks and apps, 1 for texting concerning mental health information.

People in 1999 were using the Internet as an escape from reality. People today are using reality as an escape from the Internet.

Halloween pumpkins look even scarier if you just use the ones from last year.

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