The way some people hold their cell phone to make a call, I always think they’re trying to take a bite out of a sandwich.

The way some people hold their cell phone to make a call, I always think they're trying to take a bite out of a sandwich.

Commentary:
📱🥪 “Watching some folks hold their cell phone to their ear is like witnessing a failed attempt at eating a digital sandwich! Maybe they’re just hungry for a byte instead? 😄”

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