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I didn’t lose an hour of sleep. The hour of sleep lost me.

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Nothing tests your patience like a group chat blowing up your phone.

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Friends are God’s way of apologizing to us for our families.

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My sleeping pattern isn’t even a pattern anymore. It’s a lifestyle.

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Reverse cowgirl because first dates are awkward.

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Boyfriends come and go… reply guys stay forever. Against your will, even.

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Spices were first brought to Western Europe in the Middle Ages. Some of them are still at the back of my cupboard.

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I forgot the word “espresso” so I asked the barista for a smaller, angrier coffee.

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If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

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Oh, you drink black coffee? Tell your ulcer I said good morning.