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"Plot twist: Turns out the rest of the world didn't get the apocalypse memo and is just casually sipping lattes and scrolling through memes while Australia is battling desert bandits. 🌏☕️😂 #MadMaxRealityCheck"

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I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life or are living it to the fullest.

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I only obey the traffic rules to get on other peoples’ nerves.

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Resting bitch face saves me from so many conversations I don’t want to be part of.

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If a government has online beef with a pop star, it has already lost.

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A fitness trainer showed me the proper way to inhale and exhale and then got pissed when I told her she had nice breaths.

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Donuts are beautiful creatures, and they deserve their own week on the nature channels.

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17 shares on Slack this month:

Born to be a Jedi spinning a lightsaber, forced to work full-time and pay rent.

83 shares on Discord this month:

My dad wasn’t absent or present; he was a secret third thing.

70 shares on Messenger this month:

It’s amazing to think that a Penguin wrote all of those classic books.

69 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I have been so toxic and horny lately, I should probably start, like, reading a book or something.

50 shares on X this month:

You’re not entertaining, you are exittaining.

28 shares on Threads this month:

Remember when Mustangs were muscle cars and not an embarrassment to the name.

12 shares on Instagram this month:

My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!

76 shares on TikTok this month:

Mr. Beast is like if they made Dubai into a person.

31 shares on Pinterest this month:

You’re the ‘S’ to my ‘HTTP’; without you, I’m just a bad connection!

52 shares on Facebook this month:

Shazam but for random noises outside.

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Everyone thinks they’re brave right up until a goose starts chasing them.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has bookmarked:

Co-worker: You look so unapproachable. Me: Yet, here you are.

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Don’t understand why electricians aren’t called power rangers, but okay.

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Deleting dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he and his donkey rescue me from a tower guarded by a dragon).

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The art of today’s art is to persuade people that it’s art.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has bookmarked:

Accept the truth that a clean kitchen and finished laundry are just myths. Embrace the chaos and find your inner calm.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has shared:

When the moon hits your eye like it’s 5:45, that’s November.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

If you’re out shopping this week, be nice to the retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited to shop until Mary’s water broke.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has shared:

My so-called “friends” have asked that I stop referring to them that way.

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Alexa, play everyone that played me.

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A camel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Hey, you can’t bring your own drinks in here!”

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I’m having people over to stare at their phones later, if you want to come by.

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A hot tub is basically a big bowl of human soup.

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Summer: 10 minutes outside, 10 hours in front of the AC.

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I’m not mad, I just hope your socks slide off in your shoe all day.

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I’ve learned a lot over the years, but the best advice I can ever give someone is never buy a used harmonica.

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Don’t let the fact that I’m deeply unserious distract you from the fact that you’re in the presence of a genius.

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A good relationship is when she is by your side during bad times to tell you that none of this would have happened if you had just listened to her.

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Remember when you could lay in one position for hours, now you have to rotate like a rotisserie chicken every 15 minutes or a hip hurts.

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There should be a Mad Max movie that reveals the world outside Australia has actually remained pretty normal.

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I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life or are living it to the fullest.

I only obey the traffic rules to get on other peoples’ nerves.

Resting bitch face saves me from so many conversations I don’t want to be part of.

If a government has online beef with a pop star, it has already lost.

A fitness trainer showed me the proper way to inhale and exhale and then got pissed when I told her she had nice breaths.

Donuts are beautiful creatures, and they deserve their own week on the nature channels.

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