Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- The enemy of my enemy is my friend. But I’m my own worst enemy, so I guess I’m also my best friend.
- It’s ok to not have a Valentine on Valentine’s Day. I didn’t have a groundhog on Groundhog’s Day.
- Last year I had no valentine, this year I also have no valentine. Consistency!
- I hope Instagram is still active during the apocalypse, so the zombies can post pics of whose brains they’re currently eating.
- Follow me on Instagram if you want to see me post absolutely nothing for weeks.