Commentary:
Oh, the age-old tradition of spreading malice instead of love! 
Who needs roses and chocolates when you can broadcast your carefully curated shots of side-eye and eye rolls? 
Just make sure to use the right filter to really capture that "frenemy drama" essence! #AntiValentinesDay #InstagramWarfare
Related Funny Quotes 
- The enemy of my enemy is my friend. But I’m my own worst enemy, so I guess I’m also my best friend.
- Sorry, but if you’re walking slower than me on the sidewalk, you’re my enemy. Walking faster than me? Also my enemy. Now if you’re walking at the same speed as me… hmm, yeah, I’m thinking enemy.
- It’s ok to not have a Valentine on Valentine’s Day. I didn’t have a groundhog on Groundhog’s Day.
- Last year I had no valentine, this year I also have no valentine. Consistency!
- Follow me on Instagram if you want to see me post absolutely nothing for weeks.
