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  • Hello, I’m looking for the people who said “I’ll always be there for you”. Has anyone seen them?
  • Signatures are so unserious, just “pinky promise” for adults. Write your name in a silly little way on this very important piece of paper so we that we can send you to jail if you do anything wrong.
  • Gwyneth Paltrow, I received the message you sent me last night in my dream and will proceed with the plan.
  • Petition to make check-in at hotels 11am and check-out 3pm, not the other way around. Like, WTF?
  • I’ll never understand people who go through self-checkout line and slowly and carefully scan their items. This line is for stealing.
  • Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.