There’s a fat man inside me dying to get out.

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The role I play at family gatherings is that of the cousin that doesn’t show up anymore.

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How do they know an animal is extinct? Like, have you really looked everywhere?

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User: the word computer professionals use when they mean ‘idiot.’

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Went to the grocery store hungry. I didn’t need to pay rent this month anyway.

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You want to go out in the sun and then you can’t get the couch through the door.

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That awkward moment when you’re about to leave work and your boss says “before you go”.

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How does world hunger exist when we can fry air?

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If I turned into a “teen wolf”, my first order of business would definitely be helping my basketball team get to the local championships.

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Ants can be found on every continent except Antarctica, which is weird considering their name.

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My wife asked me why the bottle of wine we bought yesterday was half empty. I said because she is a pessimist.